Summerslam Predictions: React!

[Artificial Clone]

World Heavyweight Title Match: No Holds Barred
Dave Batista(ch) vs. JBL
Prediction: JBL.? After how much Batista fvcked up at GAB, I wouldn't be surprised to see them give JBL the belt and have him stick his foot up another rookie's ass.?

WWE Championship Match:
John Cena(ch) vs. Chris Jericho
Prediction: John Cena unfortunately.? Jericho is touring through Europe in September and the Unforgiven posters already feature Cena vs. Angle for the title

Hulk Hogan vs. Shawn Michaels
Prediction: The Icon.? The Showstoppa.? The Main Event.? The Headliner.? HBK will beat Hack Hogan and send him into Reality TV oblivion!

Matt Hardy vs. Edge
Prediction: Nobody!? This will end in a no contest, setting up a gimmick match for Unforgiven

Randy Orton vs. The Undertaker
Prediction: Randy Orton.? This will end the Undertaker feud and then he'll turn face and feud with JBL for the title.

Eugene vs. Kurt Angle
Prediciton: Kurt Angle.....I don't even need to explain this.

Rey Mysterio vs. Eddie Guerrero in Dominic on a pole match? (just kidding)
Prediction: Eddie so this crappy storyline can end.

Post your predictions

[natashainvancouver]

What a weak card. I can't believe I'm asking this, but where's HHH 

My predictions:

JBL
Cena
HBK
Edge
Orton
Angle
Rey

[Bagels]

I can't believe I'm asking this, but where's HHH 

Rumor has it neither he nor Flair will be back until the move back to the USA Network.

JBL
Y2J (But Edge cashes in his Title shot immediately following the match and wins the title)
HBK
Hardy
Orton
Angle
Rey

[Jason in the D]

Batista (call it a hunch)
Cena (yeah, the poster and all)
HBK
Hardy (he simply can't if he's gonna build up)
Orton (tho I don't think he's gonna turn face)
Angle (obviously)
Mysterio (so that Dominic can return to anonymity)

[DJGex]

Batista
Cena
HBK (although i couldn't give a shit less about this one)
Edge (setting up another part of the feud, possibly another match at Unforgiven)
Taker
Angle (may he break Eugene's neck... this has got to end with Eugene's gimmick)
Child Services

And ultimately the winner...
Vince McMahon for being savvy enough to market this piece of crap.

P.S. Rack A.C.'s Hellising av.  Epic series.

[natashainvancouver]

the Unforgiven posters already feature Cena vs. Angle for the title

[Bagels]

WWE could be working us with that poster

just sayin

[Artificial Clone]

Yeah but they aren't going to take the belt away from their "Golden Boy" who they think can carry the company and give it to someone with....what's the word? Oh yeah talent!

[Jason in the D]

Yeah but they aren't going to take the belt away from their "Golden Boy" who they think can carry the company and give it to someone with....what's the word? Oh yeah talent!

Well Y2J is heel material now...if Cena were to lose it to him, he's the only one with enough push as a face to face Y2J at Unforgiven.

[TheOriginalDonald]

What a weak card. I can't believe I'm asking this, but where's HHH?

you ought to be ashamed of yourself to ask that question. If the card is as bad as you say it is...


The Original Ducksta New Quack
DON'T YOU THINK HAVING THE LAME WOULD MAKE IT SUCK EVEN MORE? ? ? ? ? ?

[Bagels]

From PWInsider.com

Wow, they have sunk to a new low. To follow up an earlier post about the Eddie Guerrero vs. Rey Mysterio match at SummerSlam, not only is it a ladder match, but they will indeed have Dominick's custody papers hanging over the ring. The first wrestler that gets them, gets him. That is just so sad on so many levels.

Please tell me this is not happening. 

[Artificial Clone]

I wish this wasn't true.  This could end up like Judy Bagwell on a forklift/poll.  This PPV just became worse

[natashainvancouver]

Need to add Orlando Jordan v. Chris Benoit to the card.

I'm hoping Benoit wins & maybe, just maybe, the wwe writers could have him feud with Christian for the US Championship belt *cross fingers*

[Artificial Clone]

FINAL PREDICTIONS FOR SUMMERSLAM

World title match:
Batista (Even though I wish he dropped the belt)

US title match:
Benoit (Hopefully)

WWE title match:
Cena 

Hack Hogan vs. HBK
Winner: HBK

Matt Hardy vs. Edge
I don't care anymore this storyline sucks (Thx wwe writers)

Ladder Match:
Rey

Eugene vs. Kurt Angle
Winner: Angle

Undertaker vs. Randy Orton
Winner: Orton