Georgia Rule (SPOILER ALERT, haha if you care)

[...ryan in htown]

So yeah...ummmmm...my GF is making me watch this movie with her right now...

Well it starts in like 10 minutes. I'm sitting in the theatre right now.

[...ryan in htown]

I didn't mean to hit post just now, effing I-Mode...


Anyways, I wanted to go see 28 Weeks later, but got talked into seeing this fvcking estrogen fest.

There are like 2 other unfortunate guys in the theater that got duped into watching this with their ladies. I'm just hoping I don't see anyone I know


Jesus Christ even the previews fvcking suck.



I'll be hanging out in this thread for the next couple hours, letting you know how this film is. Then, when the movie is over and I get my balls back, I'm going to the bar and getting drunk.

[Front Porch]

good luck.

[mike in huntsville]

if you don't get some  for this, then i suggest taking the ring back.

[...ryan in htown]

I passed out midway through the last preview...



When I woke up is saw Lindsey Lohan taking off her panties in a row boat, then feeling up some mormon kids crotch...
At that point I had to go take a piss...

When I got back from taking a leak I heard her say "Dude, I just gave you a blowjob," in front of the mormon kid and some lady named Georgia (who I later learned was Lohan's character's grandma)...

I went back to sleep for about 20 minutes, and the next time I woke up I heard that Lohan was molested by her stepdad. Then her mom got all wasted and cut her hair off...

All-in-all it was great family fun.

[Front Porch]

Did you see boobies?

[...ryan in htown]

There were no boobies...