Who should be traded and who should be fired?

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Who should be traded and who should be fired?
« on: April 27, 2005, 06:47:59 pm »
Great, now I'm hooked into writing about wrestling, damn you people!  Oh well I love it.  Anwyays, here's my thoughts as to who should be traded and who should be fired.  This is of course in response to the upcoming "draft".

Who I'd Fire:
Edge (broke the code, bad business)
Lita (since there's not many wrestlers there anyway, since she's a slut, and cuz she's hurt too often)
John Heidenreich (can't stand watching the guy)
Viscera
Carlito Colon Cancer(has this guy even wrestled more than 3 matches?  He sucks and is boring as hell to me!)
Kenzo & Hiroko Suzuki (are they still there anyway?)
Chris Masters
Hardcore Holly (can't wrestle and isn't Hardcore)


Who I'd Swap to RAW:
John Cena (so he could learn something in the ring and so he could rap some more and get away with it)
Luther Reigns (he'd be scary as hell there against Kane)
The Dudleyz (yes, it's time to bring them back to the flagship)
Any cruiserweight (cuz they all suck!)

Who I'd Swap to SmackDown:
Chris Jericho
Shawn Michaels (cuz Raw isn't the right stage for him)
Eugene
Randy "Gay" Orton
Hurricane
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Re: Who should be traded and who should be fired?
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2005, 09:09:40 pm »
Fire: Lita---Boring
       Chris Masters----see above
      Carlito----hes definitly not COOL
       
To Smackdown - Edge, Christian, Orton

To Raw - Angle, Cena, Taker


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Re: Who should be traded and who should be fired?
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2005, 09:58:54 pm »
I agree with most of those. Lita and Edge should be working for the Jarretts now or some independent, and Matt Hardy should still be in WWE.


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Re: Who should be traded and who should be fired?
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2005, 02:15:22 am »
Fired
              Heidenreich - he sucks
              Masters - full nelson aint a finisher
              Useless Diva Brigade

Traded to SD
           
              Orton
              Michaels

Traded to Raw

              Carlito
              Haas

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Re: Who should be traded and who should be fired?
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2005, 09:36:20 am »
Fired
? ? ? ? ? ? ? Heidenreich - he sucks
? ? ? ? ? ? ? Masters - full nelson aint a finisher
? ? ? ? ? ? ? Useless Diva Brigade

They are using the full nelson as a finisher??? Damn, glad I stopped watching when I was 16.

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Re: Who should be traded and who should be fired?
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2005, 03:35:09 pm »
Fired:

Heidenreich (sp?)
Snitsky
Scotty 2 Hotty (seriously, your act is so old)
Orlando Jordan
Chris Masters
a lot of the divas except for trish, victoria, torrie, stacy (bring back Molly Holly!)

Not sure who I'd trade, but who I want to see receive a push:

Captain Charisma
Chris Jericho (at least one last push before his contract expires)
Rene Dupree (French Tickler is such a great move)
Funaki #1 Smackdown Announcah

& please bring back Matt Hardy V-1aaaahhhhh

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Re: Who should be traded and who should be fired?
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2005, 10:10:38 pm »
Should Be Fired:
Heidenreich
Snitsky
Scotty 2 Hotty
Chris Masters (has this clown even wrestled in a match?)
Any Diva that doesn't wrestle, except Lillian Garcia (because she ring announces) and Joy Giovanni (because she's got a SWEET ass)

Should be traded to RAW
John Cena
Kurt Angle
Carlito Colon

Should be traded to Smackdown
Shawn Michaels
Batista
Y2J

Should be BROUGHT BACK
Matt Hardy
Jeff Hardy (yeah he never was on time, but at least he didn't destroy families)
Molly Holly