Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane.

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Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane.
« on: March 11, 2008, 04:43:22 pm »
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"I exited my patrol vehicle and immediately was able to smell a strong odor of burning marijuana," Gutierrez wrote in his report. "As I approached the vehicle I noticed all four window (sic) of the vehicle were lowered and the female driver was not wearing a jacket."

When Gutierrez asked why he could smell marijuana, Wells reportedly told him that she'd just given a ride to three hitchhikers and had dropped them off when they began smoking something. When Gutierrez searched the car, he found three half-smoked joints in the ashtray and console, according to the report. A second search after Wells' arrest netted a fourth half-smoked joint and two small cases used to store marijuana, Gutierrez said.

After Wells failed a field sobriety test, she was handcuffed and taken to the sheriff's office.


When are people going to realize that the police never buy into the whole "well, I picked up some hitchhikers and they we're smoking the whacky tobaccy and I kicked them out of the car" defense?

Oh, yeah...this is further proof that Mary Ann was, and continues to be, way hotter than Ginger.

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Re: Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane.
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2008, 06:21:38 pm »
Wonder if she had the Pueblo weed that Gilligan liked to get baked on.
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Re: Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane.
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2008, 07:47:06 pm »
I guess that explains the reason for all of those coconut cream pies that she used to bake...
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Re: Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane.
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2008, 10:00:52 pm »


When are people going to realize that the police never buy into the whole "well, I picked up some hitchhikers and they we're smoking the whacky tobaccy and I kicked them out of the car" defense?


 Sounds like you "Been there , tried that"  Ryan :laugh:

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Re: Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane.
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2008, 10:04:24 pm »
She was on a three hour trip!
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Re: Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane.
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2008, 10:21:03 pm »
Who is this woman, I thought this was about celeb gossip?

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Re: Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane.
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2008, 11:05:13 pm »
Who is this woman, I thought this was about celeb gossip?

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Re: Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane.
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2008, 11:22:03 pm »
I cannot believe in this enlightened age that I still have to see pics of little old ladies getting hassled by the police for smoking some weed. What a f*cking waste of our law enforcement and judicial process.

Agreed(and a rack is coming for this)...

but remember...

it's for.....THE CHILDREN!

Even if they have highly honed BS detectors and can see a major disconnect between the public rhetoric and the actual dispensing of said justice...that is,if you're famous. If you're not....you're screwed.
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Re: Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane.
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2008, 06:34:06 am »
Who is this woman, I thought this was about celeb gossip?

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Re: Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane.
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2008, 11:43:45 pm »
Her defense just doesn't hold up in lieu of the fact of the fact that her co-star was Gilligan himself. So she had to know what the smell was just from working with him from that show. She should be jailed on idiot excuse laws...if only we had them.
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Re: Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane.
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2008, 03:59:37 am »


just sayin'
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Re: Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane.
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2008, 09:38:21 am »
Who is this woman, I thought this was about celeb gossip?

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Re: Mary Ann caught with Mary Jane.
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2008, 04:52:02 pm »
Who is this woman, I thought this was about celeb gossip?

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