The Smackoff Aftermath

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The Smackoff Aftermath
« on: May 06, 2005, 08:24:15 pm »
Well, another Smackoff has come and gone......and we are 115 members stronger because of it.....HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES FLOUNDER........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.........so lets hear it, nutters.  To all you newbies out there, the rules are real simple here......THERE AREN'T ANY!!!! Well, there is one.  You must now call Wackie In Bitchita FLOUNDER, and her boyfriend ERRRRRRR girlfriend, Joey in Grand Island, Meatloaf.  Other than that, enjoy!!!!!
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Re: The Smackoff Aftermath
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2005, 08:31:49 pm »
Well said Mike, the poster child of the nut

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Re: The Smackoff Aftermath
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2005, 08:56:53 pm »
RACK THAT MIKE IN THE VILLE. WELL SAID! The Jungle is in good hands with the clones from the nut. Even Rachel in H-Town cracked on Live With Lesbians webmaster. Also props to Cablinasian for winning his 3rd green jacket of smack, and saying the Civil War is on between Stucknut and the Mom!


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Re: The Smackoff Aftermath
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2005, 09:20:57 pm »
Well said Mike, the poster child of the nut

I owe it all to you and KJ, brah.....[begin testimonial]before stucknut I was just a lamer on lick wet mooseknuckle with no email or smack game and the leader of a 3rd tier crew. Now that I have FLUCKED THE FLOCK OF THE FLOUNDER (the Stucknut creedo to all the newbies) I actually have developed my game and am a reasonablly good emailer.  HOOKED ON STUCKNUT WORKED FOR ME!!!! [end testimonial]
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Re: The Smackoff Aftermath
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2005, 09:42:06 pm »
well hey that is great to hear that great testimonial. If we can just get one person to free themselves from that evil witches website of sleepiness, lack of excitement, and a bad case of VD..... then all of this is worth it.

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Re: The Smackoff Aftermath
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2005, 10:30:58 pm »
even i thought joe in nyc, jeff in phoenix, and ed in stockton were weak.

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Re: The Smackoff Aftermath
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2005, 11:04:45 pm »
That was my first smackoff, and i was not the least dissapointed.  Sorry Joey boots, but I think Bill in Knoxville deserved a higher placement.  Definitely higher than Roger in Houston. The Cablinasians call was freaking hilarious, he definitely deserved to win.  Calvin Murphy.... haha.

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Re: The Smackoff Aftermath
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2005, 08:56:13 am »
Well said Mike, the poster child of the nut

I owe it all to you and KJ, brah.....[begin testimonial]before stucknut I was just a lamer on lick wet mooseknuckle with no email or smack game and the leader of a 3rd tier crew. Now that I have FLUCKED THE FLOCK OF THE FLOUNDER (the Stucknut creedo to all the newbies) I actually have developed my game and am a reasonablly good emailer.? HOOKED ON STUCKNUT WORKED FOR ME!!!! [end testimonial]

Thanks Mike, really we all owe it to Steve, Ben and Edge. Good work my peeps. I was just trying to free you from tha mom.

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Re: The Smackoff Aftermath
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2005, 09:58:28 am »
Freaking epice Smack off....there might have been more solid ones in the past, but Stucknut getting some run and Jackoff in Bitchita got smack like a JiFR donkey on his wedding night.
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Re: The Smackoff Aftermath
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2005, 09:19:52 am »
On radio, all goads lead to Jim Rome
By KEN HOFFMAN
Copyright 2003 Houston Chronicle
And the winner of the 2003 Jim Rome Smack-off Contest is ... Seanie the Cablinasian, formerly from H-town.

The Cablinasian, real name Sean Pendergast, won the annual mock-a-thon last week on Rome's national sports call-in show. ADVERTISEMENT
 

Pendergast calls himself the Cablinasian to spoof Tiger Woods' description of his ethnicity -- Caucasian, black and Asian.

Once each year, Rome invites his funniest and most vicious callers to verbally assault pro athletes. Mostly the callers just insult each other. It gets pretty brutal.

When the Smack-off was over, only the Cablinasian was still flapping.

"After finishing seventh in 2001 and 2002, many detractors said I had lost my fastball. It's good to know I can still bring the high hard one," Pendergast said.

His prize for winning? Nothing.

"Well, no money or a trophy or anything like that. But I hope to parlay my victory into a guest spot on Fox TV's Hey, I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here. I have to be as famous now as Jennifer Lopez's whiny ex-husband. Or maybe I'll become a newspaper columnist. That can't be too difficult."

See? That's why he won.

Pendergast used to live in Houston. On the Rome show, for some reason, everybody thinks he still does. He moved to Denver a few years ago.

He returns to Houston each April, though, to ride with the Stragglers team in the MS 150 charity bike tour. Who knows? One year he may finish the ride without whining like Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband.

Hey, you dish it out ...

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Re: The Smackoff Aftermath
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2005, 12:59:53 am »
Smackoff 05'
Still can't get enough of it. 
One..If anyone else makes the same call as Ronaldo in Houston, no way its a top 5 call,
Two..Bill in Knoxville got no props.  That Manitoba blast had me rollin

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Re: The Smackoff Aftermath
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2005, 08:09:53 am »
Smackoff 05'
Still can't get enough of it.?
One..If anyone else makes the same call as Ronaldo in Houston, no way its a top 5 call,
Two..Bill in Knoxville got no props.? That Manitoba blast had me rollin

War Smackoff 2006
Calling my shot early, Jim in Fall River with a come from behind stunner

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