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From the Elba Archives: Ben Hogan a fitting memorial
« on: November 13, 2009, 12:42:31 am »
Some early death smack after Ben Hogan died. Disclaimer: Malovian triplets were in their infancy when this was written so please forgive the simplicity.

Ben Hogan died at age 84. The average male lives 78 year so that put Ben 6 over par.

I don't know the actual cause of death but it would be so appropriate if he died of a stroke.

The family's instructions when the casket was being lowered, "Good sirs, please don't bogey this one"

Mrs. Hogan was asked if she still keeps his clubs around. "We still have some of them, 7 and 9 irons, putters but I haven't seen his wood in over 15 years."

Describe:
Lesile West playing his signature song,
An ancient symbol showing Nefertiti engaged in coitus
And Ben Hogan

A big riff on the Queen
A big glyph that's obscene
A big stiff on the green
Mal, TVO. Throwing out the white trash.

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Re: From the Elba Archives: Ben Hogan a fitting memorial
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2009, 01:14:22 am »
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