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Favorite Always Sunny in Philadelphia lines.
« on: June 02, 2010, 10:27:50 pm »
What's the one major thing missing from all action movies these days, guys? Full penetration. Guys, we're gonna show full penetration and we're gonna show a lot of it. I mean, we're going to show really graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren really going to town on this hot young lab tech. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, REVERSE cowgirl. ALL the HITS, all the big ones, all the good ones. Then he smells crime and he's out busting heads, then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime, back to the lab full penetration, crime, penetration, crime, FULL penetration, crime, penetration... and this goes on back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.

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Re: Favorite Always Sunny in Philadelphia lines.
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2010, 12:11:57 am »
"Look at that door, dude, the one marked pirate, you think a pirate lives in there?" Charlie

"I see a door marked private, is that the door youre talking about?" Dennis

"Na, I was talking about...I didnt say, what did you hear" Charlie

"I heard you said you saw a door marked pirate" Dennis

"Are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna find out who lives there"  Charlie
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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2010, 11:37:09 am »
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Re: Favorite Always Sunny in Philadelphia lines.
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2010, 02:22:05 pm »
You think there's no answer? You're so STUPID!
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Re: Favorite Always Sunny in Philadelphia lines.
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2010, 02:43:24 pm »
im a full on rapist  :laugh:
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Re: Favorite Always Sunny in Philadelphia lines.
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2010, 05:33:42 pm »
    Dennis: Some gay guys are twinks, and others are bears. This gay guy's a bear. By the way we're totally cool with that. To each his own.
    Frank: Wait, I'm a little confused here. What's a twink?
    Dennis: A twink is small and slender, like Mac.
    Mac: Oh no, I'm too muscular, I would be a bear.
    Dennis: Ohh don't think so bro. Not hairy enough.
    Frank: Smooth. I would be a bear.
    Dennis: No no, see I don't think you'd be a bear either. As a matter of fact I don't know what you would be because you're definitely not a twink.
    Frank: I'd be a top, that's for sure.
    Mac: Can a twink be a top, or is that reserved for bears?
    Dennis: I'm sure there's a great deal of switching back and forth, but I think more often than not bears are tops, unless they happen to be power bottoms.
    Frank: What's a power bottom?
    Mac: A power bottom is a bottom that is capable of receiving an enormous amount of power.
    Dennis: Actually Mac, you got it backwards. See a power bottom's actually generating all the power by doing most of the work.
    Frank: Does the power have to do with the size or the strength of the bottom?
    Mac: Now Dennis, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.
    Dennis: Speed has everything to do with it. You see the speed of the bottom informs the top how much pressure he's supposed to apply. Speed's the name of the game. Right buddy?
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Re: Favorite Always Sunny in Philadelphia lines.
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2010, 08:01:01 pm »
Walking a mile in Charlie's shoes.  The glue huffing, cat food eating, and beer drinking to fall asleep before the cats start meowing. :lol

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