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Oklahoma fishing report
« on: June 18, 2011, 10:34:53 am »
Modell, you asked me to report last night. Sorry but the sandbass didnt want to quit. I first told you i had caught some nice ones but threw them back. The second trip i took down to the dock was tremendous. There were a million mayflies on the water and the hybrids/ sandbass were everywhere. One of my neighbors saw me hefting them over the rail on the dock and came down to watch. He saw i was throwing them back and about sharted himself. I want those if your just gonna throw them back. I ended up helping that dude clean 28
 sandbass, 6 hybrids a few crappie mixed in and two catfish. This after i told you i wasnt going to clean sandbass because i had plenty of crappie and catfish in the freezer. Dudes wife could have come down and  :bananbang me atleast. Didnt get  back to the cabin til 3. Glad its only a 50 yard walk to the dock from the house.
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Re: Oklahoma fishing report
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2011, 10:48:36 am »
This is the 2nd fishing story of your I have read, neither have had pics for proof. 
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Re: Oklahoma fishing report
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2011, 10:59:07 am »
This is the 2nd fishing story of your I have read, neither have had pics for proof.
Shall i have my wifes naked tits holding it? Would that suffice?
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Re: Oklahoma fishing report
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2011, 11:04:56 am »
Im loading up the tube going to do some 100 degree bass fishing today. I have a group of willow trees i can sit in my tube under and catch bass out of 20ish feet of water on a purple worm. I have a small tube about the size of a 4 wheeler tire that holds my ice chest that i drag behing me  :drink Can the lake patrol get me for  :drink tubing?
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Re: Oklahoma fishing report
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2011, 11:14:28 am »
Seriously, who doesn't take pics while fishing?

I bet Norman lives in an apartment in Enid and the only fishing he does is for groceries in dumpsters.
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Re: Oklahoma fishing report
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2011, 11:18:32 am »
A cheap digital camera to throw in the tackle box is never a bad idea.  At least then if doing catch and release the camera comes in handy for proof when you are telling your "fishin' stories"
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Re: Oklahoma fishing report
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2011, 01:40:13 pm »
This is the 2nd fishing story of your I have read, neither have had pics for proof.
Shall i have my wifes naked tits holding it? Would that suffice?

Yes, that would be great.  Also if you could have some of her single friends next to her, topless as well, that would be awesome too.  TIA.
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Re: Oklahoma fishing report
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2011, 03:56:09 pm »
Just got back from tubing in 100 plus heat. Its not that bad when your in the water. Plus you always have two wrags in the ice chest you keep on your neck. I only caught three bass. Sacrifice beer for ice water when manitory. NIN
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Re: Oklahoma fishing report
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2011, 04:58:56 pm »
Just got back from tubing in 100 plus heat. Its not that bad when your in the water. Plus you always have two wrags in the ice chest you keep on your neck. I only caught three bass. Sacrifice beer for ice water when manitory. NIN

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Re: Oklahoma fishing report
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2011, 07:29:06 pm »
We are two hrs from the next full moon, mayflies hatch, june bugs.......all of the lower food chain hatch and feed on the full moon. Two days from now if the longest day of the yr. Tonight will not suck if you have a pond,crick or lake you can get to.
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Re: Oklahoma fishing report
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2011, 12:04:31 pm »
A cheap digital camera to throw in the tackle box is never a bad idea.  At least then if doing catch and release the camera comes in handy for proof when you are telling your "fishin' stories"
Also MS paint isn't a bad idea either.

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Re: Oklahoma fishing report
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2011, 08:32:19 pm »
What did you even say? Fishing reports is serious shit........Dont jack my thread  :koolaid
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Re: Oklahoma fishing report
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2011, 09:13:02 pm »
Yea, the next thing we'll have fkking Dan here talking about how many of those fish Boges could eat in one setting
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Re: Oklahoma fishing report
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2011, 09:24:04 pm »
Who cares. You took a fvckin lawn chair and a 6 pack of Natty Light to your local sewer lagoon and spent all day there bullshittin with a guy name Dwight about the possiblity of Bob Stoops heading to Ohio State.

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Re: Oklahoma fishing report
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2011, 09:24:52 pm »
Boges could eat like 10,000 oklahoma fish in one setting.
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