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Stucknut Sportsbook
« on: November 09, 2012, 09:43:16 pm »
I am pleased to announce the newest addition to Stucknut, the Sportsbook.
You have the ability to bet tokens (which I give you to start with) on all
NBA, NFL, MLB, and NHL games, as well as custom prop bets that my team
of experts come up with.

Give it a try!

http://sportsbook.stucknut.com

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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2012, 09:50:34 pm »
How do we get more if we lose the initial 500?
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2012, 09:53:54 pm »
How do we get more if we lose the initial 500?

When you have less than 5 tokens and 0 open bets, the Buy In button will reappear.
Each recurring buy in is worth 100 tokens.
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2012, 09:57:48 pm »
How do we get more if we lose the initial 500?

The point is to not lose it, asshat
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« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2012, 09:58:29 pm »
So after the 500 I would get 400 then 300 etc. does it eventually 0 out and you can no longer buy back in?
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2012, 09:59:26 pm »
The point is to not lose it, asshat

no shit, sherlock.  but there are some idiots here that will by the end of the early games sunday, they need to know.
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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2012, 10:00:12 pm »
Once you lose the initial 500 because you suck, you buy back in and you get 100. Not 400.

you can continue buying in forever, if you still want to suck but you will always get 100. And it will keep stats of how many times you buy in and we will all laugh at you.
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2012, 10:05:03 pm »
I misunderstood, I thought it was subtracting 100 from the next buy in. I am not going to lose so no worries.
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2012, 10:12:12 pm »
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2012, 10:21:50 pm »
If you jack up your picks because you're an idiot, can you recant the bid?
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« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2012, 10:22:42 pm »
If you jack up your picks because you're an idiot, can you recant the bid?

No. If you're an idiot, you'll just fvck it up again, so there's no point to it.

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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2012, 10:31:47 pm »
No. If you're an idiot, you'll just fvck it up again, so there's no point to it.

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That's a good point, I can see this ending poorly for myself.
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2012, 10:32:06 pm »
If you jack up your picks because you're an idiot, can you recant the bid?

Usually those are the bets that pay out
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2012, 10:44:15 pm »
Ralf is fvcked. :popcorn
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2012, 10:49:14 am »
Fake stakes are not much less $$ than Ralps stakes
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