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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1650 on: November 11, 2019, 09:38:56 am »
The Sportsbook Fraud Dept had completed its investigation of the prop bet between Dog and Stab.

Abuse of NertKerns will NOT be tolerated going forward.

While intentional collusion has been ruled out, a loophole was exploited, and has forced our hand to hire a new boss of the Sportsbook.



Try and do that shit again.

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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1651 on: November 11, 2019, 09:46:20 am »
Whatever, maggot. Give me my nertkerns.
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1652 on: November 11, 2019, 09:48:40 am »
Whatever, maggot. Give me my nertkerns.

I cant yet. Stab has 5 points left. He can tie Dog if they pick different teams.
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1653 on: November 11, 2019, 10:05:02 am »
I have the Niners tonight for 5pts.

Gimme my fake monies.
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1654 on: November 11, 2019, 10:06:29 am »
Dog could have Seattle.
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1655 on: November 11, 2019, 10:52:06 am »
The Sportsbook Fraud Dept
Oh yes, seems credible. Like trumpf investigating himself for high crimes and misdemeanors.
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1656 on: November 11, 2019, 08:13:19 pm »
It's official on the prop bet.  Stab owes me 1000 nutcoins.  I wish I had more to get.   Steeb, make it happen.  Ralp, you can close out the prop bet.
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1657 on: November 12, 2019, 08:09:47 am »
It's official on the prop bet.  Stab owes me 1000 nutcoins.  I wish I had more to get.   Steeb, make it happen.  Ralp, you can close out the prop bet.

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u wanna bet me too? i bet ill be above u in the standings this week. i got a cool 2000 on it.
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1658 on: November 13, 2019, 11:13:13 pm »
Hey Steeb.  Stab owes me 1000 nutcoins.
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1659 on: November 14, 2019, 07:39:54 am »
Hey Steeb.  Stab owes me 1000 nutcoins.

Done
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1660 on: November 14, 2019, 08:08:38 am »
Give him 1000 from me.  I feel charitable today.
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1661 on: November 14, 2019, 08:13:57 am »
Done

Is there any way you could possibly u could enter everyone in prop bets without tying up nutcoins? Say at the start of MLB you could have World Series futures. You could let anybody make their pick on this threade and then you payout at the end.



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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1662 on: November 14, 2019, 08:38:29 am »
Is there any way you could possibly u could enter everyone in prop bets without tying up nutcoins? Say at the start of MLB you could have World Series futures. You could let anybody make their pick on this threade and then you payout at the end.

yeah, i think we did that last year with the NFL but nobody won
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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1663 on: November 14, 2019, 08:25:39 pm »
:koolaid

u wanna bet me too? i bet ill be above u in the standings this week. i got a cool 2000 on it.

Ok.  Set up a prop bet.

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Re: Stucknut Sportsbook
« Reply #1664 on: November 20, 2019, 05:45:31 am »
For Steefs Vegas trip this weekend I am recommending taking the over on Lions Redskins if it's 43.5 or lower, it's 42.5 at time of this posting but action is on the over so it's going to go up.

Driskel can run and Scarborough was a great pickup, plus the redskins suck, I expect the Lions will put up some points.

Lions defense is a bitter and confused mess, and the Lions historically and notoriously make crap QBs look like hall of famers.  Haskins break out game.

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