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She Tapped Out.
« on: July 11, 2014, 03:24:17 pm »
So it's been a little while..  but i was in a whirlwind romance with this girl.

We were in the shower one morning... and as usual with most women.... they can't help but get on their knees and take my sceptor into their mouth.

I grabbed her by the back of her head and pushed her head so she could enjoy having the entire sceptor in her throat.

That's when she started tapping me on my thigh...   a choke warning. 

I made it up to her.    Combination of detachable shower head and tudohead and tudowierner.

This is she:





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Re: She Tapped Out.
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2014, 03:35:47 pm »
im guessing a buck 85 by her arm size which means she likes to eat and therefore would not choke on your little peiner.  :koolaid
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Re: She Tapped Out.
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2014, 03:54:08 pm »
tudo sure looks like he wants some cheese in that pic.  good lord you rat faced douche.
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Re: She Tapped Out.
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2014, 03:54:42 pm »
:lol hairless bucky     
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Re: She Tapped Out.
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2014, 04:04:33 pm »
I'm guessing you hadn't shared with her your "Maybe dinos are the bones" take since you claim she was still willing to eat yours.
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Re: She Tapped Out.
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2014, 04:17:54 pm »
im guessing a buck 85 by her arm size which means she likes to eat and therefore would not choke on your little peiner.  :koolaid
 

She tapped out.   After choking on my weeder.   She gagged and threw up a little... and then she got back on it... like a trooper.

Yes she's a little heavy,  she's was about 125.  Thick.

She's Boricua.    So dunno why Need_boost would have a problem wif a messican girl.. maybe he's racist...

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Re: She Tapped Out.
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2014, 04:20:42 pm »
125? She must be a whopping 4'7"
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Re: She Tapped Out.
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2014, 04:46:01 pm »
 

She tapped out.   After choking on my weeder.   She gagged and threw up a little... and then she got back on it... like a trooper.

Yes she's a little heavy,  she's was about 125.  Thick.

She's Boricua.    So dunno why Need_boost would have a problem wif a messican girl.. maybe he's racist...
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Re: She Tapped Out.
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2014, 04:59:11 pm »
You know why Puerto Ricans cry after sex? Because of the mace  :lol
 

LOL!!   

:lol  flat brimmed white guy knowing what Boricua means.    :lol



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Re: She Tapped Out.
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2014, 05:05:56 pm »
mma in shower > wrestling in bed
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Re: She Tapped Out.
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2014, 05:17:33 pm »
mma in shower > wrestling in bed

:lol there are like 5 members here that aren't confused when they read about the female genitialia and pentiokos in the mouth of a hoowomen. .   

PWD (Chases penis aggressively and know where to put it)
Needboost (knows the boriquas)
EES  (obviously a breeder)
Jerbear (Has tripped,  tumbled and falled into vagina. Through no fault of his pwn)

ok that's 4.   Make your case.



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Re: She Tapped Out.
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2014, 06:10:27 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2014, 06:32:49 pm »
You know why Puerto Ricans cry after sex? Because of the mace  :lol
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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2014, 06:39:01 pm »
tudo sure looks like he wants some cheese in that pic.  good lord you rat faced douche.
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Re: She Tapped Out.
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2014, 06:57:47 pm »
that bro in the picture, looks very hungry