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Ohio is going to start the apocalypse today
« on: August 02, 2014, 12:13:24 pm »
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TOLEDO, OH (Toledo News Now) - The City of Toledo issued an urgent notice to residents of Toledo and Lucas County who receive water from the city of Toledo.

Customers are being asked to avoid drinking or boiling water.

Chemists testing water at Toledo's Collins Park Water Treatment Plant had two sample readings for microcystin. Residents should not drink the water coming from their tap until an "all clear" has been issued.

The city of Toledo will provide one case of bottled water per family at Waite High School and Central Catholic High School.

Ohio Governor John Kasich has declared a state of emergency and activated the National Guard.

Here's additional information from the City of Toledo:

What should you do:

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER. Alternative water should be used for drinking, making infant formula, making ice, brushing teeth and preparing food. Pets should not drink the water.

DO NOT BOIL THE WATER. Boiling the water will not destroy the toxins – it will increase the concentration of the toxins.

Consuming water containing algal toxins may result in abnormal liver function, diarrhea, vomiting, nausea, numbness or dizziness. Seek medical attention if you feel you have been exposed to algal toxins and are having adverse health effects. Skin contact with contaminated water can cause irritation or rashes. Contact a veterinarian immediately if pets or livestock show signs of illness.
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Re: Ohio is going to start the apocalypse today
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2014, 12:20:34 pm »
Shit coming down from michigan
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Re: Ohio is going to start the apocalypse today
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2014, 12:28:23 pm »
Fifty states in the U.S., and some people still choose to live in Ohio.
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Re: Ohio is going to start the apocalypse today
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2014, 12:51:06 pm »
Do not use the water to flush your crapper.
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Re: Ohio is going to start the apocalypse today
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2014, 03:30:51 pm »
Can bman still water his lawn??  Oh wait, nevermind.
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Re: Ohio is going to start the apocalypse today
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2014, 04:45:27 pm »
"Algae bloom" :lol

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Re: Ohio is going to start the apocalypse today
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2014, 05:43:22 pm »
Fifty states in the U.S., and some people still choose to live in Ohio.

:lol troo story, bro
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Re: Ohio is going to start the apocalypse today
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2014, 05:48:33 pm »
They should probably start searching Lake Eerie for Malaysian Flight 370.    :uhh

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Re: Ohio is going to start the apocalypse today
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2014, 07:41:34 pm »
Shit coming down from michigan
Lucky they don't brush their teeth  ;D or shower much :uhh in tehohio :monkey2 <-- some "water" from NED  :lol     

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Re: Ohio is going to start the apocalypse today
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2014, 07:42:56 pm »
Fifty states in the U.S., and some people still choose to live in Ohio.
                          :koolaid   :laugh:  :laugh:
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Re: Ohio is going to start the apocalypse today
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2014, 08:47:26 pm »
"Algae bloom" :lol

Keep calm, frack on :koolaid
  its a freshwater variation  :uhh of tehDreaded "Red Tide"  referee1 Really nasty stuff  :o :o

    BTW,Leer knows its comin,this has everything  referee2  , Michigan's shared Great Lake w/tehbad taste in the mouth :P +Funky smell only on tehohio side   :popcorn         :laugh: :laugh:    :lol

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Re: Ohio is going to start the apocalypse today
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2014, 12:15:58 pm »
Toledo water :lol


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