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Worst Contracts in the History of Professional Sports
« on: August 05, 2014, 12:23:14 pm »
Andy Dalton, Bengals agree to six-year, $115 million contract.  :lol
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Re: Worst Contracts in the History of Professional Sports
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2014, 12:25:09 pm »
Club America, 5 years, 3 cakes a year to pretend Russ is funny
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Re: Worst Contracts in the History of Professional Sports
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2014, 12:31:21 pm »
Club America, 5 years, 3 cakes a year to pretend Russ is funny
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Re: Worst Contracts in the History of Professional Sports
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2014, 12:39:49 pm »
Mike Hampton, Colorado 8 years $121 million    :uhh
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Re: Worst Contracts in the History of Professional Sports
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2014, 12:46:17 pm »
Mike Hampton, Colorado 8 years $121 million    :uhh

that helped the astros  :drink
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Re: Worst Contracts in the History of Professional Sports
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2014, 01:08:37 pm »
Russ, Golden Corral, $10.99
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Re: Worst Contracts in the History of Professional Sports
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2014, 01:13:44 pm »
Mets. Bobby Bonilla.

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Re: Worst Contracts in the History of Professional Sports
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2014, 01:23:16 pm »
The fvcking one hit wonder Newb.  $12 signing bonus, hits a grand slam off of Fagerson.  Smokes some rope and disappears forever.

He could have been a superstar.
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Re: Worst Contracts in the History of Professional Sports
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2014, 01:29:29 pm »
The fvcking one hit wonder Newb.  $12 signing bonus, hits a grand slam off of Fagerson.  Smokes some rope and disappears forever.

He could have been a superstar.

wow a 12 dollar signing bonus :lol
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Re: Worst Contracts in the History of Professional Sports
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2014, 01:29:55 pm »
wow a 12 dollar signing bonus :lol

Dude, you are wrecked. :lol
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Re: Worst Contracts in the History of Professional Sports
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2014, 01:37:46 pm »
Albert Haynesworth, $100 million/Seven years, Washington Redskins :lol
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Re: Worst Contracts in the History of Professional Sports
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2014, 01:39:48 pm »
Dude, you are wrecked. :lol

Dude, you are wrecked.  :lol
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Re: Worst Contracts in the History of Professional Sports
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2014, 01:51:04 pm »
Mets. Bobby Bonilla.

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Re: Worst Contracts in the History of Professional Sports
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2014, 01:58:55 pm »
Mets. Bobby Bonilla.
:lol It's either this contract or when they doubled down and signed Bobby Abreu.

Albert Haynesworth, $100 million/Seven years, Washington Redskins :lol
I'm pretty sure the Skins are still reeling from this deal :nono
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