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Scientists grow penises
« on: October 06, 2014, 12:10:52 pm »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2782050/The-penises-grown-lab-Scientists-say-organs-tested-humans-five-years.html

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Scientists there are now assessing engineered penises for safety, function and durability, The Guardian reports.

It is hoped the US Food and Drug Administration will give the green light for testing on humans within five years.

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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2014, 12:34:28 pm »
Detachable penis! :koolaid
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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2014, 12:38:19 pm »
I have a wallet made of penises but if you stroke it a few times it is a suitcase.

Get it?

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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2014, 12:41:27 pm »
I dont need that.

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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2014, 01:52:09 pm »
I have a wallet made of penises but if you stroke it a few times it is a suitcase.

Get it?

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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2014, 01:52:48 pm »
Damn science gonna put my dildo wielding company out of business.
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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2014, 01:53:19 pm »
That's great news for those of you who need a penis.
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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2014, 01:55:57 pm »
I guess the market for sports muscle cars is going to tank now that guys can just buy a bigger penis.

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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2014, 02:38:49 pm »
I guess the market for sports muscle cars is going to tank now that guys can just buy a bigger penis.
great post :lol
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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2014, 04:05:01 pm »
Damn science gonna put my dildo wielding company out of business.
most likely not.  I think bman and I are your biggest customers 
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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2014, 04:19:58 pm »
sounds delicious /s/ Fat Russ  :bananbang
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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2014, 04:33:34 pm »
most likely not.  I think bman and I are your biggest customers

When you say biggest are you talking about the size of your gape?

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Re: Scientists grow penises
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2014, 06:50:40 am »
When you say biggest are you talking about the size of your gape?
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