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Re: Stucknuts First Ever Theme Restaurant: Sceptors
« Reply #120 on: October 10, 2014, 02:16:57 pm »
Meanwhile, back to the menu...

Serving up Q's black eyed peas.

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Re: Stucknuts First Ever Theme Restaurant: Sceptors
« Reply #121 on: October 10, 2014, 03:22:41 pm »
Something  you might find in your cellphone after waking up in the emergency room after a night out at scepotrs...anther patron puling up her bikini before she knocks your ass out.

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Re: Stucknuts First Ever Theme Restaurant: Sceptors
« Reply #122 on: October 10, 2014, 03:25:08 pm »
id probly just get a veggy burger n frys or sumthing
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Re: Stucknuts First Ever Theme Restaurant: Sceptors
« Reply #123 on: October 10, 2014, 04:39:45 pm »
id probly just get a veggy burger n frys or sumthing

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Re: Stucknuts First Ever Theme Restaurant: Sceptors
« Reply #124 on: October 10, 2014, 08:13:08 pm »
No you wouldn't, security staff has pictures of your buck toothed ass and have express instructions to remove you from the property on sight in a manner unbecoming a man.
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Re: Stucknuts First Ever Theme Restaurant: Sceptors
« Reply #125 on: June 26, 2017, 03:33:05 pm »
apolgies are acceptedat sceptors..

http://forum.stucknut.com/index.php/topic,68652.msg724687.html#msg724687

LOL @  "I could have sworn I poated this in Jive Talkin"
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Re: Stucknuts First Ever Theme Restaurant: Sceptors
« Reply #126 on: June 27, 2017, 09:36:54 am »
From our dollar menu.   "The PoopTart."   a.k.a the pour liberal plate... or poop on a shingle.

From one of our newest and most shallow members..    pictured below,   a photo of the namesake..and his yummy signature dish.

It's difficult to eat because it comes with a beverage.. and that beverage is water.   And that beverage comes in a cup you can't put down. 

Drink Responsibly.







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Re: Stucknuts First Ever Theme Restaurant: Sceptors
« Reply #127 on: June 27, 2017, 09:39:01 am »


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Re: Stucknuts First Ever Theme Restaurant: Sceptors
« Reply #128 on: June 27, 2017, 10:15:36 am »
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Re: Stucknuts First Ever Theme Restaurant: Sceptors
« Reply #129 on: June 27, 2017, 11:00:36 am »
"Sharp as  a Bowling Ball"   or    "The PopGeez"

It's really a bowling ball made out of shit cut in half  (See Figure 1.)




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Re: Stucknuts First Ever Theme Restaurant: Sceptors
« Reply #130 on: June 28, 2017, 08:03:33 am »
For Fire Safety we use only WarPeteGillen Fire Alarms throughout all our locations:



Seriously.. how creative is that?   THIS IS STUCKNUT GENIOUS.
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Re: Stucknuts First Ever Theme Restaurant: Sceptors
« Reply #131 on: June 28, 2017, 08:27:33 am »
That was very gude  :koolaid
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Re: Stucknuts First Ever Theme Restaurant: Sceptors
« Reply #132 on: June 28, 2017, 05:25:23 pm »
My signature jelly to toss the salad with is a must.  :koolaid

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Re: Stucknuts First Ever Theme Restaurant: Sceptors
« Reply #133 on: July 03, 2017, 06:55:40 pm »
"the yurshin"

it's a hamburger sammich...

cooked under a fluorescent light

with a raw egg on top...

I will be hear until steeb's wife, or cat kicks over the fvcking server.   or pulls the plug on it... 

Or until brock gives me a shot of morphine...

And I don't give a shit fvck all right now if he squirts it in my eyeball.
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Re: Stucknuts First Ever Theme Restaurant: Sceptors
« Reply #134 on: October 01, 2017, 07:37:33 pm »
The BACtudo club drink.

A litre of vodka.

period.
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