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Cocaine and hookers aren't always a bad thing
« on: November 07, 2014, 11:37:58 am »
http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/

Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.

Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I’m glad it worked for this guy, though.
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Re: Cocaine and hookers aren't always a bad thing
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2014, 12:32:54 pm »
I can't believe   "banging" is part on the URL....       

at first It was one of boosts normal business insider links.... thought damn BI has gone kind of overboard then saw it was TFM.com
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Re: Cocaine and hookers aren't always a bad thing
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2014, 05:09:43 pm »
What do you mean "coke and hooker aren't always a bad thing"?

Why would either be bad?

Coke & hookers are always are good choice......


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Re: Cocaine and hookers aren't always a bad thing
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2014, 05:49:25 pm »
What do you mean "coke and hooker aren't always a bad thing"?

Why would either be bad?

Coke & hookers are always are good choice......


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Re: Cocaine and hookers aren't always a bad thing
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2014, 05:53:13 pm »
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