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How to describe the female Genitalia... A primer...
« on: November 05, 2014, 12:10:56 pm »
Most of you won't know what the hell I'm talking about.... but here we go:

Not all vaginas are the same...   Some are Filet Mignon with all kinds of nooks and crannies....   some are cold ham wallets.

There's a bump in there... . this is called a "Cervix."  With Latina's1 and many baclke girls.... the cervix is very close to the opening.    It's why it's so easy to impregnate them.

The first time you have sex with a woman is the best time.....because you don't have to perform....unless she's a dirty slut she's not worrying about having an orgasm...she's worried about how she looks and how she smells.   Blast away.

The smell.... the smell is sometimes described as "fishy" but that's not actually her vagina,    that's her ass.    It seems like it's her vagina because with women,   the dumpster is very close to the snack bar.

When you are breaking up with your high school (student) girlfriend.    You say   "I'm going to get me some new pussy!"     She may reply "if you had another 1/2 inch on that dick you could get some new pussy here."  2

Never wear a condom.   EVER.   

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Re: How to describe the female Genitalia... A primer...
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2014, 12:13:01 pm »
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Re: How to describe the female Genitalia... A primer...
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2014, 12:16:55 pm »
:lol   Little Mod boy.     derailing a thread about vaginas...   

You mad?     
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Re: How to describe the female Genitalia... A primer...
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2014, 12:17:52 pm »
 :lol Once again, tudo has no pics to back up his statements
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Re: How to describe the female Genitalia... A primer...
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2014, 12:19:43 pm »
There's a bump in there... . this is called a "Cervix."  With Latina's1 and many baclke girls.... the cervix is very close to the opening.    It's why it's so easy to impregnate them.

I can vouch for this. Scripper chick was a latina. But I wore a condom, mostly because I'm not a fvcking idiot. I have pics to prove it.
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Re: How to describe the female Genitalia... A primer...
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2014, 12:29:32 pm »
Why would I want to see a pic of your condom?
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Re: How to describe the female Genitalia... A primer...
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2014, 12:31:05 pm »
:lol Once again, tudo has no pics to back up his statements
:lol yes I do.... but I'd be nutz if I poated them here with your crazy ass.
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Re: How to describe the female Genitalia... A primer...
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2014, 01:10:48 pm »
When I die, my headstone will read: " drowned in the Pussy"
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Re: How to describe the female Genitalia... A primer...
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2014, 03:07:58 pm »
When I die, my headstone will read: " drowned in the Pussy"

This reminds me....   

There's also the "Squirter."    What Saluki....who besides boost is maybe one of the  3 other members on this site that actually ever saw a vagina in person.....   Saluki calls them "Super Soakers."

My take is ... it's fun at first, but then it's just a mess and a pain in the ass.
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Re: How to describe the female Genitalia... A primer...
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2014, 04:08:39 pm »
When I die,   my headstone will read:  "Bareback born.   Bare back bred.   When he died he was bareback dead."

Zero Condom Use.

Playing with Dummies it's time for you to weigh in on this topic.....as one of the two females on this site...

We already heard from Brock.... so....
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« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2014, 04:13:57 pm »
Playing with Dummies it's time for you to weigh in on this topic.....as one of the threefemales on this site...

We already heard from Brock.... so....

Don't forget BP  :koolaid
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Re: How to describe the female Genitalia... A primer...
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2014, 04:23:00 pm »
When I die,   my headstone will read:  "Bareback born.   Bare back bred.   When he died he was bareback dead."

Zero Condom Use.

Playing with Dummies it's time for you to weigh in on this topic.....as one of the two females on this site...

We already heard from Brock.... so....

While men do pee out of the penis, women do not pee out of the vagina. There are three holes and countless other sexy structures. Learn to know your anatomy.  Get a hand mirror and go to town.  From front to back, the urethra is the first hole, the vagina is the second, and the anus is the third. Donít laugh! Youíd be amazed how many people donít know this.

The vagina doesnít connect to your lung. If you lose something in there, donít worry. Reach in all the way and pull it out. Do not--I repeat, do not--go hunting for whatever youíve lost with a pair of pliers. If you think you put something in there and you canít find it, chances are good that itís simply not there. Think of your vagina as being like a sock. If you lose a banana in a sockÖit stays in the sock.

Yes, itís true--your vagina can fall out. Not to belabor the sock metaphor, but it can turn inside out just like a worn out sweat sock and hang between your legs as you get older. But donít fret; this condition--called pelvic prolapse-- can be fixed.

Contrary to popular mythology, thereís no such thing as being revirginized. Once you lose it, itís gone. Just so you know.

You can catch sexually transmitted diseases even if you use a condom. Sorry to break it to you, but the skin of the vulva can still touch infectious skin of the scrotum--and BAM! Warts. Herpes. Molluscum contagiosum. Pubic lice. So pick your partners carefully.

The vagina is like a bicep. Use it or lose it. If you donít have a partner, pick up a battery-operated boyfriend to help keep things healthy as you age. But don't worry--it's usually not an issue until after menopause, when fragile vaginal tissue can scar and shrink. If properly tended, your vagina will be able to pleasure you until the day you leave this life.

Every vulva is different and special. Some lips hang down. Some are tucked up neatly inside. Some are long. Some are short. Some are even. Some arenít. All are beautiful. Youíre perfect just the way you are.

Most women donít have orgasms from intercourse alone. The clitoris is where the action is. Most women who do orgasm during sex have figured out how to hit their sweet spot, either from positioning or from direct stimulation of the clitoris with fingers.

If youíre hunting for your G Spot, be patient. Stimulating this area usually requires more time and deeper stimulation than most people think. Try using a finger in a ďcome hitherĒ motion to stimulate the front wall of the vagina, where the G spot lives. If you canít find it, donít worry. Youíre not alone. Many canít--and it's definitely not critical to having a fulfilling romp in the hay.

How you choose to decorate is completely personal. Waxing, shaving, tattooing, piercing, or simply going au natural. It's your choice, and don't let anyone else pressure you into doing something that doesn't resonate with you.

The vagina doesnít need to be douched. As Eve Ensler says, ďďMy vagina doesnít need to be cleaned up. It smells good already. Donít try to decorate. Donít believe him when he tells you it smells like rose petals when itís supposed to smell like pussy. Thatís what theyíre doing Ė trying to clean it up, make it smell like bathroom spray or a garden. All those douche sprays--floral, berry, rain. I donít want my pussy to smell like rain. All cleaned up like washing a fish after you cook it. I want to taste the fish. Thatís why I ordered it.Ē Amen, sister. I second that.

The only cancer a Pap smear screens for is cervical cancer. It doesnít check your ovaries, your uterus, or your colon, so even if you donít need yearly Paps, you still need to have a yearly pelvic exam.

How much vaginal discharge you make varies widely. Some normal, healthy women spew loads of discharge and need to wear panty liners every day. Others are bone dry. As long as you are not at risk of STD's and you have no itching, burning, or odor, you're probably just fine. If in doubt, see your gynecologist.

Menstrual blood is supposed to clot, so donít freak out. Usually, what you think are clots are just pieces of uterine lining. As long as youíre not losing too much blood, small clots during your period need not concern you. Clots are just nature's way of keeping you from bleeding too much. Blood is supposed to clot. It's when the clots are large or you start to hemorrhage that we start to worry.

Lots of vaginas need help lubing up during sex, especially as you get older. Donít be afraid to slick on some lubricant like K-Y Jelly or Astroglide. Or try coconut oil, which is a great natural lubricant- but don't blame me if you find yourself hankering for a post-coital macaroon.

Vaginal farts (some call them ďqueefsĒ or ďvartsĒ) happen to almost all women at one time or another, especially during sex or other forms of exercise. Donít be embarrassed. Youíre perfectly normal.

Vaginas stretch out when you have babies vaginally. Itís natural but it can leave you feeling a bit loosey goosey. Kegel exercises that contract the muscles of the vagina really do help. To do them, practice stopping the stream of urine when you pee. There--that's the muscle! Now contract and relax it 10 X for three or more sets several times per day.

Some women do ejaculate during orgasm, but youíre normal if you donít. The controversial ďfemale ejaculationĒ most likely represents two different phenomena. If itís a small amount of milky fluid, it likely comes from the paraurethral glands inside the urethra. If itís a cup, itís probably pee. Many times, it may be a little bit of both. But don't stress out about peeing on yourself. Put a towel under you and surrender to the experience.

Sex shouldn't hurt, but it does for many women. If you're one of those women, see your doctor. So many women are too embarrassed to say anything, so they suffer in silence. There are things we docs can do to help you.

Safe sex (or even just orgasm alone) is good for you. Benefits include lowering your risk of heart disease and stroke, reducing your risk of breast cancer, bolstering your immune system, helping you sleep, making you appear more youthful, improving your fitness, regulating menstrual cycles, relieving menstrual cramps, helping with chronic pain, reducing the risk of depression, lowering stress levels, and improving self esteem. So go at it, girlfriends!

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Re: How to describe the female Genitalia... A primer...
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2014, 04:30:54 pm »
While men do pee out of the penis, women do not pee out of the vagina. There are three holes and countless other sexy structures. Learn to know your anatomy.  Get a hand mirror and go to town.  From front to back, the urethra is the first hole, the vagina is the second, and the anus is the third. Donít laugh! Youíd be amazed how many people donít know this.

The vagina doesnít connect to your lung. If you lose something in there, donít worry. Reach in all the way and pull it out. Do not--I repeat, do not--go hunting for whatever youíve lost with a pair of pliers. If you think you put something in there and you canít find it, chances are good that itís simply not there. Think of your vagina as being like a sock. If you lose a banana in a sockÖit stays in the sock.

Yes, itís true--your vagina can fall out. Not to belabor the sock metaphor, but it can turn inside out just like a worn out sweat sock and hang between your legs as you get older. But donít fret; this condition--called pelvic prolapse-- can be fixed.

Contrary to popular mythology, thereís no such thing as being revirginized. Once you lose it, itís gone. Just so you know.

You can catch sexually transmitted diseases even if you use a condom. Sorry to break it to you, but the skin of the vulva can still touch infectious skin of the scrotum--and BAM! Warts. Herpes. Molluscum contagiosum. Pubic lice. So pick your partners carefully.

The vagina is like a bicep. Use it or lose it. If you donít have a partner, pick up a battery-operated boyfriend to help keep things healthy as you age. But don't worry--it's usually not an issue until after menopause, when fragile vaginal tissue can scar and shrink. If properly tended, your vagina will be able to pleasure you until the day you leave this life.

Every vulva is different and special. Some lips hang down. Some are tucked up neatly inside. Some are long. Some are short. Some are even. Some arenít. All are beautiful. Youíre perfect just the way you are.

Most women donít have orgasms from intercourse alone. The clitoris is where the action is. Most women who do orgasm during sex have figured out how to hit their sweet spot, either from positioning or from direct stimulation of the clitoris with fingers.

If youíre hunting for your G Spot, be patient. Stimulating this area usually requires more time and deeper stimulation than most people think. Try using a finger in a ďcome hitherĒ motion to stimulate the front wall of the vagina, where the G spot lives. If you canít find it, donít worry. Youíre not alone. Many canít--and it's definitely not critical to having a fulfilling romp in the hay.

How you choose to decorate is completely personal. Waxing, shaving, tattooing, piercing, or simply going au natural. It's your choice, and don't let anyone else pressure you into doing something that doesn't resonate with you.

The vagina doesnít need to be douched. As Eve Ensler says, ďďMy vagina doesnít need to be cleaned up. It smells good already. Donít try to decorate. Donít believe him when he tells you it smells like rose petals when itís supposed to smell like pussy. Thatís what theyíre doing Ė trying to clean it up, make it smell like bathroom spray or a garden. All those douche sprays--floral, berry, rain. I donít want my pussy to smell like rain. All cleaned up like washing a fish after you cook it. I want to taste the fish. Thatís why I ordered it.Ē Amen, sister. I second that.

The only cancer a Pap smear screens for is cervical cancer. It doesnít check your ovaries, your uterus, or your colon, so even if you donít need yearly Paps, you still need to have a yearly pelvic exam.

How much vaginal discharge you make varies widely. Some normal, healthy women spew loads of discharge and need to wear panty liners every day. Others are bone dry. As long as you are not at risk of STD's and you have no itching, burning, or odor, you're probably just fine. If in doubt, see your gynecologist.

Menstrual blood is supposed to clot, so donít freak out. Usually, what you think are clots are just pieces of uterine lining. As long as youíre not losing too much blood, small clots during your period need not concern you. Clots are just nature's way of keeping you from bleeding too much. Blood is supposed to clot. It's when the clots are large or you start to hemorrhage that we start to worry.

Lots of vaginas need help lubing up during sex, especially as you get older. Donít be afraid to slick on some lubricant like K-Y Jelly or Astroglide. Or try coconut oil, which is a great natural lubricant- but don't blame me if you find yourself hankering for a post-coital macaroon.

Vaginal farts (some call them ďqueefsĒ or ďvartsĒ) happen to almost all women at one time or another, especially during sex or other forms of exercise. Donít be embarrassed. Youíre perfectly normal.

Vaginas stretch out when you have babies vaginally. Itís natural but it can leave you feeling a bit loosey goosey. Kegel exercises that contract the muscles of the vagina really do help. To do them, practice stopping the stream of urine when you pee. There--that's the muscle! Now contract and relax it 10 X for three or more sets several times per day.

Some women do ejaculate during orgasm, but youíre normal if you donít. The controversial ďfemale ejaculationĒ most likely represents two different phenomena. If itís a small amount of milky fluid, it likely comes from the paraurethral glands inside the urethra. If itís a cup, itís probably pee. Many times, it may be a little bit of both. But don't stress out about peeing on yourself. Put a towel under you and surrender to the experience.

Sex shouldn't hurt, but it does for many women. If you're one of those women, see your doctor. So many women are too embarrassed to say anything, so they suffer in silence. There are things we docs can do to help you.

Safe sex (or even just orgasm alone) is good for you. Benefits include lowering your risk of heart disease and stroke, reducing your risk of breast cancer, bolstering your immune system, helping you sleep, making you appear more youthful, improving your fitness, regulating menstrual cycles, relieving menstrual cramps, helping with chronic pain, reducing the risk of depression, lowering stress levels, and improving self esteem. So go at it, girlfriends!

.... youre welcome

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Re: How to describe the female Genitalia... A primer...
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2014, 04:48:54 pm »
:lol yes I do.... but I'd be nutz if I poated them here with your crazy ass.

Rentudo sent me pics of what he told me are vaginas in his opinion, but since I'm not one of the guys on this site he qualified to know what a vag is, I'll need someone to clarify that these are in fact vaginas.

Thanks in advance.

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