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Typical date for a clone
« on: November 06, 2014, 02:57:59 pm »
Man robbed of $2 at Arby’s while on first date
http://www.click2houston.com/news/man-robbed-of-2-at-arbys-while-on-first-date/29578478

Police say a man was robbed on what was arguably the worst first date ever.

Jeffrey Mack, 23, of North Plains, Oregon went to meet Heather Dureen Hegre, 20, in person after chatting with her on Meetme.com. The two met at a local Arby's restaurant around 10 p.m., The Oregonian reports.

After Hegre got into Mack's vehicle, the couple went through the drive-thru, where Mack bought Hegre a milkshake. Mack handed the window clerk a $5 bill and received two $1 bills in change, which he put back in his wallet, on the center console.

Hegre then grabbed the wallet, opened the vehicle's passenger door and ran across the parking lot, police say.

Mack called 911 and police were ultimately able to track Hegre down to her minivan. Inside, police found Mack's wallet along with hypodermic needles, two jars of hash oil, marijuana pipes, a scale and a pill bottle of a material suspected to be methamphetamine.

"The two $1 bills were still in the wallet," said Sgt. Dan Kraus, Wilsonville Police Department spokesman. "That was all the money he had."

Police arrested Hegre. She faces charges related to the theft as well as drug possession.
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Re: Typical date for a clone
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2014, 03:07:05 pm »
i have two words for you......... meth amphetamine
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Re: Typical date for a clone
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2014, 03:52:32 pm »
any pics of this keeper?
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Re: Typical date for a clone
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2014, 03:53:43 pm »
any pics of this keeper?

Funny you should ask  :popcorn

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Re: Typical date for a clone
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2014, 04:01:50 pm »
Funny you should ask  :popcorn


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Re: Typical date for a clone
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2014, 04:03:40 pm »
I wonder if she would have done anal had the date concluded in a traditional fashion.
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Re: Typical date for a clone
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2014, 04:07:17 pm »
I wonder if she would have done anal had the date concluded in a traditional fashion.

You wouldn't want anal from a chick who just had Arby's  :uhh
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Re: Typical date for a clone
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2014, 04:10:03 pm »
Skullet would be all over that hogger  :bananbang
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Re: Typical date for a clone
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2014, 05:52:34 pm »
I'm sure Rentudo is using western union to send her some bail money to bring her ass back to the MethChalet.

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Re: Typical date for a clone
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2014, 05:57:39 pm »
fvck....   forgot what I was going to say
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Re: Typical date for a clone
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2014, 05:59:20 pm »
Oh wait, I remember.....

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Re: Typical date for a clone
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2014, 06:13:45 pm »
It's too bad it had to end like that.  Rolling up to a date with 5 dollars in total could only have been going great places!

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Re: Typical date for a clone
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2014, 06:17:27 pm »
lol fat poor losers
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Re: Typical date for a clone
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2014, 06:37:01 pm »
lol Spaz sucking a cock for less than $2

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Re: Typical date for a clone
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2014, 06:40:18 pm »
dude fuk u i dont even need 2  dollas i live in bel air BITCH
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