Another "holiday" I don't get a paid day off for. How important can it really be?
Maybe we should "bundle" it with Labor Day or Christmas, then I might give a fvck.
Thanks vets! ...for catching bullets that the Taliban no doubt had aimed at me! 
A couple of V day observations as a veteran (USAF '89-99) : Why the fvck is my bank closed today? Why do those dumb cunts at the bank get the day off? I should be getting the day off, as all veterans should today.
Also, to the fat slob at the gas station who wished me a happy veterans day: How did you know I was a veteran? You obviously whip that statement out like merry christmas and shit. WTF? Not as bad as those who thanked me for my service on Memorial day though. Its for those who died I said and that seemed to confuse them more.