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Wanna see a dead body? Probably NSFW
« on: November 17, 2014, 03:25:39 pm »
Father was biking Pinellas trail.   Ran into this.   Asked him if he was ok. 

NO answer.

Touched him...   kind of cold.

He called 9-11...  I said   "That was a tad late."

It's on the news down here.

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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2014, 03:28:28 pm »
Why did you only steal one of his boots?
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2014, 03:29:14 pm »
Father was biking Pinellas trail.   Ran into this.   Asked him if he was ok. 

NO answer.

Touched him...   kind of cold.

He called 9-11...  I said   "That was a tad late."

It's on the news down here.



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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2014, 03:30:56 pm »
You are both going to hell... probably Cheffy first...   :lol

Nice core though...

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Re: Wanna see a dead body? Probably NSFW
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2014, 03:41:02 pm »
Meh. I saw better last night. 2/10
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2014, 03:43:08 pm »
who dressed that guy...brown belt...black shorts?  :uhh and those boots...ya...they do not complete the outfit...Im guessing a gay guy saw his clothes and just plain fvcking lost it  :koolaid
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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2014, 03:43:33 pm »
or...


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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2014, 03:45:41 pm »
Where is the "Pinellas Trail" located?  Any chance it could be Puigs or Dung??   :banana
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2014, 03:56:34 pm »
Bjork sees this everyday.   I will give him that.

Puiggs needs to find that pacle.    Push him off the clift.

Brock zip him up.    And take him away.......

He gone.
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2014, 03:58:19 pm »
Tudo lies  :lol
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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2014, 04:02:42 pm »
The train had knocked the kid right out of his sneakers :lol
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2014, 04:11:34 pm »
tall tales tudo  :lol
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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2014, 04:34:26 pm »
tall tales tudo  :lol

Egzactly.

Did tudo take a creepfoto from his methchelt of a hawt girl?    Yes..     I believe that.

Is my family going nuts because my father ran across a dead body on his morning bike ride?  No.. I Don't believe that.

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« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2014, 05:03:44 pm »
Egzactly.

Did tudo take a creepfoto from his methchelt of a hawt girl?    Yes..     I believe that.

Is my family going nuts because my father ran across a dead body on his morning bike ride?  No.. I Don't believe that.

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Re: Wanna see a dead body? Probably NSFW
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2014, 05:08:31 pm »
Your dad has now seen more dead bodies than you have.
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