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Any of you guys have a vasectomy?
« on: November 21, 2014, 10:03:20 am »
As you may or may not know, I have spawned 2 more children and am looking to stop that from ever happening again. I will probably get the Ol Ball Surgery but wanted to see if anyone here has done it and what to expect.   :uhh :bananbang :koolaid
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Re: Any of you guys have a vasectomy?
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2014, 10:11:08 am »
I haven't had one, but know a number of guys who have.  Here's the rundown:
-Outpatient procedure
-Ice up your junk for a day or two afterwards.  Cooler of beer is a good idea; keep a cold one between your legs, then replace it and drink the beer you just used to ice down
-Get it done the day before the NCAA tournament starts
-You are required to  :banana about 20 times afterward to clean out any "leftovers"
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Re: Any of you guys have a vasectomy?
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2014, 10:14:45 am »
I haven't had one, but know a number of guys who have.  Here's the rundown:
-Outpatient procedure
-Ice up your junk for a day or two afterwards.  Cooler of beer is a good idea; keep a cold one between your legs, then replace it and drink the beer you just used to ice down
-Get it done the day before the NCAA tournament starts
-You are required to  :banana about 20 times afterward to clean out any "leftovers"

Solid advice.  +1
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Re: Any of you guys have a vasectomy?
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2014, 10:22:25 am »
Solid advice.  +1
What, the  :banana 20 times afterward?

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Re: Any of you guys have a vasectomy?
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2014, 10:24:07 am »
-You are required to  :banana about 20 times afterward to clean out any "leftovers"

pretty sure you don't need doctors orders to accomplish that
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Re: Any of you guys have a vasectomy?
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2014, 12:53:45 pm »
Yes I have, and follow doctors order and ice, no excessive walking around for a couple of days and no picking up those new babies, that's what you got married for. :koolaid
Your nutsack will look like a gord if you don't listen up.  referee1 referee1 :lol
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Re: Any of you guys have a vasectomy?
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2014, 12:55:53 pm »
Yes I have

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Re: Any of you guys have a vasectomy?
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2014, 01:02:57 pm »
Just wear condoms like Boges. But a bigger size, probably.
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Re: Any of you guys have a vasectomy?
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2014, 01:31:23 pm »
I went to the doctor, got the consultation, and counldn,t go through with it.  :uhh

Oh well, maybe next year. I like living dangerously.  Oh well, what are 3 kids (that i know of) :koolaid
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Re: Any of you guys have a vasectomy?
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2014, 01:32:04 pm »
The procedure should be a requirement in Canada
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Re: Any of you guys have a vasectomy?
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2014, 01:39:22 pm »
I haven't because I have a huge pussy

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« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2014, 01:42:07 pm »
Jesus wouldn't want you to have this operation, brother.
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Re: Any of you guys have a vasectomy?
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2014, 02:17:12 pm »
20 times you say?  :banana :koolaid
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Re: Any of you guys have a vasectomy?
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2014, 04:07:53 pm »
Buy two bags of peas.  They form nicely around your boys.   Keep one in the freezer, and just rotate the bags.  You are welcome.
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Re: Any of you guys have a vasectomy?
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2014, 05:29:58 pm »
Bareback born.   Bare back bred.    When I die.... I'm bareback dead...

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No vasectomy here... but you are pretty fertile..obviously... so...You clearly have a decision to make.   
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