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Snakeeyes suckiness explained
« on: December 15, 2014, 07:27:37 pm »
Tard of the Year frontrunner Snakeeyes has an almost superhuman ability to post a bunch of suck on these here forums.  I think I've finally begun to slightly understand how he can be such a self-unaware moron - Once you take into consideration the effect that hours upon hours of Huffington Post reading, Young Turks and Daily Show and Michael Moore watching, and useless master's degrees in philosophy at a community college have had on him, and you apply Occam's Razor, you're left with the following conclusion:

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Re: Snakeeyes suckiness explained
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2014, 07:36:02 pm »
Tard of the Year frontrunner Snakeeyes has an almost superhuman ability to post a bunch of suck on these here forums.  I think I've finally begun to slightly understand how he can be such a self-unaware moron - Once you take into consideration the effect that hours upon hours of Huffington Post reading, Young Turks and Daily Show and Michael Moore watching, and useless master's degrees in philosophy at a community college have had on him, and you apply Occam's Razor, you're left with the following conclusion:


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Re: Snakeeyes suckiness explained
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Re: Snakeeyes suckiness explained
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2014, 08:24:53 pm »
heeeeeere's vic on the right................

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Re: Snakeeyes suckiness explained
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2014, 09:06:32 pm »
Is this the thread for the free racks?

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Re: Snakeeyes suckiness explained
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2014, 07:45:02 am »
Thanks for clearing up Snake's suckiness. :uhh
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Re: Snakeeyes suckiness explained
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2014, 07:45:44 am »
This thread might be the only thing shittier than Snakeeyes
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Re: Snakeeyes suckiness explained
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2014, 07:52:18 am »
Whatever teampuigs you clearly think he is shitty because he is liberal and you are a dirty poor hating racist conservative.

You had hidden this well but your true colors shine through now.

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Re: Snakeeyes suckiness explained
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2014, 09:34:24 am »
vIQ   :lol
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Re: Snakeeyes suckiness explained
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2014, 09:42:48 am »
Political beliefs do not correlate well with Stucknut tardness. 

Tards typically (IMHO) never have a take and just like to leave their shit all over the pacle.

Whether you agree with him or not, at least Snakeeyes has takes.

And WTF is "Puigs"? 
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Re: Snakeeyes suckiness explained
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2014, 09:53:22 am »
Tard of the Year frontrunner Snakeeyes has an almost superhuman ability to post a bunch of suck on these here forums.  I think I've finally begun to slightly understand how he can be such a self-unaware moron - Once you take into consideration the effect that hours upon hours of Huffington Post reading, Young Turks and Daily Show and Michael Moore watching, and useless master's degrees in philosophy at a community college have had on him, and you apply Occam's Razor, you're left with the following conclusion:



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Re: Snakeeyes suckiness explained
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2014, 09:58:51 am »
Political beliefs do not correlate well with Stucknut tardness. 

Tards typically (IMHO) never have a take and just like to leave their shit all over the pacle.

Whether you agree with him or not, at least Snakeeyes has takes.

And WTF is "Puigs"?

Puigs is "Thoreau", a guy who never has a take but loves to bite ankles and shit all over the place.

He changed his name hoping it would make him seem smarter, I guess.
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