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Steve in GR

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Gift ideas for needy bastards
« on: December 18, 2014, 02:18:41 pm »
What is a good gift idea that's thoughtful, at the same time doesn't send the message 'try and keep in touch more often' ?


Looking to spend in the vicinity of rock-bottom and nothing ....as in free.


Any ideas that aren't too tacky?
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Re: Gift ideas for needy bastards
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2014, 02:19:51 pm »
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Re: Gift ideas for needy bastards
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2014, 02:20:18 pm »
Who is this gift for?
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Re: Gift ideas for needy bastards
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2014, 02:20:40 pm »
Who is this gift for?

For me. He's talking about my winnings for FFB.
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Re: Gift ideas for needy bastards
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2014, 02:21:04 pm »
sounds like this new relationship is doomed.  hope no kids are involved
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Re: Gift ideas for needy bastards
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2014, 03:42:46 pm »
What is a good gift idea that's thoughtful, at the same time doesn't send the message 'try and keep in touch more often' ?


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Re: Gift ideas for needy bastards
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2014, 03:53:06 pm »
Goodwill It!
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Re: Gift ideas for needy bastards
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2014, 04:43:00 pm »
Who is this gift for?

Some kid whose mother is claiming belongs to me.

I barely remember her at all, although her first name did ring a bell as I was reading the court literature I was served with.

When I asked a friend of mine if he remembered me bringing her around in the past, he reminded me she was the one we brought back from a bar we were at and passed around the room like a peace pipe sometime ago.

So I figured I should get him a gift before another shitty Christmas and his tenth birthday. All because the misbegotten little brat still believes in Santa Claus.

I'm looking into having the seven DNA tests retested again. So pending further notice I may ask for whatever gift I provide back soon.
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Re: Gift ideas for needy bastards
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2014, 05:16:22 pm »
Who is this gift for?
for his needy bastard children  :lol
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Re: Gift ideas for needy bastards
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2014, 05:40:56 pm »
Some kid whose mother is claiming belongs to me.

I barely remember her at all, although her first name did ring a bell as I was reading the court literature I was served with.

When I asked a friend of mine if he remembered me bringing her around in the past, he reminded me she was the one we brought back from a bar we were at and passed around the room like a peace pipe sometime ago.

So I figured I should get him a gift before another shitty Christmas and his tenth birthday. All because the misbegotten little brat still believes in Santa Claus.

I'm looking into having the seven DNA tests retested again. So pending further notice I may ask for whatever gift I provide back soon.

Are you sure you're not making this up to prove that you've actually gotten laid once?  Sounds like a Tudo story to me.
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Re: Gift ideas for needy bastards
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2014, 03:07:31 pm »
When I asked a friend of mine if he remembered me bringing her around in the past, he reminded me she was the one we brought back from a bar we were at and passed around the room like a peace pipe sometime ago.

You just described what tudo tries to attempt each night he sloths around BW3.  tudo is always trying to get one of his new buds to lasso in a slamhog so they can all go back to his crummy apartment and tudo can masturbate while his new BW3 bud rails away on the pig of the night.
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