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So... I have some news
« on: January 08, 2015, 08:02:55 pm »
I got married last weekend.  Jr is due March 8  :-\
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Re: So... I have some news
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2015, 08:03:38 pm »
BITCHIN'

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Re: So... I have some news
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2015, 08:07:33 pm »
Gross, and congratulations
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Re: So... I have some news
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2015, 08:13:52 pm »
I thought you were dry.

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Re: So... I have some news
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2015, 08:14:13 pm »
Tudo is probably even more excited to nail you now.

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Re: So... I have some news
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2015, 08:21:43 pm »
and all this time i thought you were just getting fat(ter).
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Re: So... I have some news
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2015, 08:30:55 pm »
Listen... Im eating for two now.  Im only up 83 lbs.  Gimme a break huh?
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Re: So... I have some news
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2015, 08:34:57 pm »
BNI is gonna hang himself when he finds out he's the father.
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Re: So... I have some news
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2015, 08:40:37 pm »
Ees is going to have to pawn his herringbone necklace to pay for the first month of child support.
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Re: So... I have some news
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2015, 08:42:26 pm »
Listen... Im eating for two now.  Im only up 83 lbs.  Gimme a break huh?

you asked for it:

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Re: So... I have some news
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2015, 08:44:40 pm »
 referee1 people your age can't get pregnant
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Re: So... I have some news
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2015, 08:45:33 pm »
just what we need... more canadians in this world
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Re: So... I have some news
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2015, 08:48:39 pm »
referee1 people your age can't get pregnant
says who?
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Re: So... I have some news
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2015, 09:00:14 pm »
says who?

Biologically impossible for a post-menapausal, dried up prune to get knocked up.  It's science, unless you're Tudo  and don't believe in that stuff, and then it's just fact....cause I said so.
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Re: So... I have some news
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2015, 09:12:56 pm »
fvck you and your soon to be aborted Canadian fetus
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