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What's the best way to cut back on cigars ?
« on: January 10, 2015, 07:21:44 pm »
Now that I'm preggers I need to stop smoking.  I usually smoke about 6 large Cubans a day.  Any advice appreciated  :popcorn
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Re: What's the best way to cut back on cigars ?
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2015, 07:39:11 pm »
I didn't realize that you actually lit them before sticking them up your twat
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Re: What's the best way to cut back on cigars ?
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2015, 07:52:21 pm »
 :lol +1
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Re: What's the best way to cut back on cigars ?
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2015, 09:52:38 pm »
switch to cigarettes and pot

congrats :koolaid
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Re: What's the best way to cut back on cigars ?
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2015, 12:43:10 am »
6 large Cubans a day? That's roughly one every 2.5 hours. Total bullshit.
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Re: What's the best way to cut back on cigars ?
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2015, 07:56:20 am »
6 large Cubans a day? That's roughly one every 2.5 hours. Total bullshit.

Well, you aren't figuring in the time to fluff up Castro to find the wet spot in the flour.
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Re: What's the best way to cut back on cigars ?
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2015, 09:19:36 am »
I didn't realize that you actually lit them before sticking them up your twat

Is this the size pwd has to use for that gaping hole?


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Re: What's the best way to cut back on cigars ?
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2015, 09:59:14 am »
6 large Cubans a day? That's roughly one every 2.5 hours. Total bullshit.
This whole thread is Total bullshit :blush
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Re: What's the best way to cut back on cigars ?
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2015, 10:23:06 am »
Is the child going to be half-black?
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Re: What's the best way to cut back on cigars ?
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2015, 12:22:18 pm »
The surest way to cut back on cigars is to die. It's fool proof.  :koolaid


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Re: What's the best way to cut back on cigars ?
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2015, 02:39:33 pm »
Is the child going to be half-black?

Im hoping so.... that is the guy I married.  I think he will be really surprised if the kid turns out white.
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Re: What's the best way to cut back on cigars ?
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2015, 04:14:37 pm »
Now we know you're lying. There are no black people in Moose Knuckle, Alberta or whatever shitty arctic town you call home.
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Re: What's the best way to cut back on cigars ?
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2015, 04:40:15 pm »
Black kids kids come out white as new borns.   Give him a heads up.
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Re: What's the best way to cut back on cigars ?
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2015, 05:43:28 pm »
:lol PWD's curly haired half mix looking like her armpits
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Re: What's the best way to cut back on cigars ?
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2015, 05:52:10 pm »
6 large Cubans a day? That's roughly one every 2.5 hours. Total bullshit.
Totally doable if they do not have a green card.