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my hell
« on: January 16, 2015, 07:42:44 pm »
Wife invites me to happy hour and I tell that was a chick thing. She says no there Will be guys there.

She lied. Me and 3 other women in some Mexican bar with crazy Mexican songs. This bar doesn't have enough Jack.

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Re: my hell
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2015, 07:48:19 pm »
A guy just showed up. He ordered red wine and put ice in it.

We have nothing in common.

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Re: my hell
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2015, 07:58:27 pm »
Now they are singing you lost that living feeling.


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Re: my hell
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2015, 08:03:52 pm »
Its really a shame that no one really gives a fvck.  This thread could have had some potential.   :lol
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Re: my hell
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2015, 08:16:47 pm »
I blame Spanky the site uriner.

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Re: my hell
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2015, 08:18:52 pm »
A women has shown up. Nice rack and a low cut shirt so I am stealing some scenary. She is also squeezed in next to me ans our knees are touching. However wife is too close to really enjoy.

She is a blonde kristie alley on the good edge of the weight gain.

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Re: my hell
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2015, 08:26:33 pm »
There is a short older hispanic guy dancing on the floor. He is struting like a pump around the floor.

He makes me think of need boost going gangsta on the dance floor.

Maybe the Jack is kicking in. I am finding humor now. 

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Re: my hell
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2015, 08:32:06 pm »
I think they are playing the Mexican chicken dance.

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Re: my hell
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2015, 08:36:26 pm »
The two ugliest women left.

This means big boobs moved away. I have mixed feelings about this.

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« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2015, 08:38:52 pm »
If you had a hair on your ass you'd take the wife and who ever is left and knock the bottom out of them.

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Re: my hell
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2015, 08:51:51 pm »
If I was tall tales tudo that is how it would end.

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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2015, 09:05:18 pm »
This is the closest you'll ever be to a threesome.   How it ends is up to you.
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2015, 09:22:22 pm »
Wife invites me to happy hour and I tell that was a chick thing. She says no there Will be guys there.

She lied. Me and 3 other women in some Mexican bar with crazy Mexican songs. This bar doesn't have enough Jack.

3 women showed up and you're sad. sicko

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Re: my hell
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2015, 09:55:21 pm »
This is the closest you'll ever be to a threesome.   How it ends is up to you.
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Re: my hell
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2015, 10:22:15 pm »
Where is that fagget Learjet to count FP's 7 posts in his own thread?
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