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What Happened to Snake Eyes

Locked in Basement
0 (0%)
Lost at weed rally
2 (11.1%)
NRA finally found him
2 (11.1%)
His mother got tired of his web surfing
1 (5.6%)
Rectal Tear
13 (72.2%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Voting closed: March 11, 2015, 07:42:18 pm

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Snake Eyes Demise
« on: February 09, 2015, 06:42:18 pm »
Snakeeyes hasn't been around much...    :popcorn
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Re: Snake Eyes Demise
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2015, 07:20:55 pm »
School probably update their firewall
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Re: Snake Eyes Demise
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2015, 07:26:00 pm »
Answer= bshakes
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Re: Snake Eyes Demise
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2015, 07:35:06 pm »
He probably got sick of shitty threads.
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Re: Snake Eyes Demise
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2015, 07:43:50 pm »
Probably got arrested for an inappropriate relationship with a student.
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Re: Snake Eyes Demise
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2015, 07:57:56 pm »
I got thi email from his domestic partner the other day.

Hi Jeremy,
i don't know much about stucknut, but i know that you are the founders boo and i figured that you would be the best person to share this information with. sadly, early tuesday morning, my wife Snakeyes was hit by a drunk driver on his way back from a friend's house. he hung on and fought as long as he could but ultimately he passed away later on in the day at the hospital. Snakeyes was the biggest fan of the male junk along with your site and he would often share funny topics and posts with me. i was maybe thinking you could relay this message on the site somehow so that everyone could know just know how much they meant to Snskeyes, thanks and god bless.

- Ritchie

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Re: Snake Eyes Demise
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2015, 08:00:18 pm »
Has anyone ever seen SE and Bruce Jenner in the same room?
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Re: Snake Eyes Demise
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2015, 08:08:52 pm »
there are people on the site that try to make things better. then there are the douche bags that have been trolling since day 1. these are the 2 extremes. most folks here try to have good takes, or do something creative. why snake hasn't been around is a mystery to me. when we lose guys like him, this site takes MAJOR hit. we are FLAILING (not, failing).

personally, i think this site is historic. it's up to us.

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Re: Snake Eyes Demise
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2015, 08:11:57 pm »
Probably got arrested for an inappropriate relationship with a student.

Ding ding ding!
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Re: Snake Eyes Demise
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2015, 08:13:36 pm »
Ding ding ding!

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Re: Snake Eyes Demise
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2015, 08:16:28 pm »
I think he was afraid of winning tard of the year and run away.

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Re: Snake Eyes Demise
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2015, 08:32:46 pm »
He got stoned and forgot his password. :coloradochronic
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Re: Snake Eyes Demise
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2015, 08:52:23 pm »
Has anyone ever seen SE and Bruce Jenner in the same room?

Congrats on your first funny post.
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Re: Snake Eyes Demise
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2015, 09:01:26 pm »
He went to India and had the time of his life



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Re: Snake Eyes Demise
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2015, 04:03:30 pm »
there are people on the site that try to make things better. then there are the douche bags that have been trolling since day 1. these are the 2 extremes. most folks here try to have good takes, or do something creative. why snake hasn't been around is a mystery to me. when we lose guys like him, this site takes MAJOR hit. we are FLAILING (not, failing).

personally, i think this site is historic. it's up to us.

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