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Jury duty
« on: March 16, 2015, 10:00:02 am »
So I'm sitting here waiting in the jury waiting room thing to be interviewed for this shit. What do you say to get out of it without being obvious that I want no part of this.
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Re: Jury duty
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2015, 10:05:42 am »
Btw I feel like I should mention I ate an edible about an hour ago lol
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Re: Jury duty
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2015, 10:08:43 am »
Btw I feel like I should mention I ate an edible about an hour ago lol
This excuse should work, druggie.
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Re: Jury duty
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2015, 10:11:15 am »
Tell them you can tell if someone is guilty just by looking at them, then insult the judge.
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Re: Jury duty
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2015, 10:15:05 am »
just respond to the questions with stucknut filters, like ": lol" and ": uhh".
you have to say colon though for it to work.
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Re: Jury duty
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2015, 10:17:05 am »
Tell them you can tell if someone is guilty just by looking at them, then insult the judge.
^^^^ Solid advice :yes
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Re: Jury duty
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2015, 10:24:32 am »
It's too late.   You should have dressed up like a star wars character...  preferably princess leah
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Re: Jury duty
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2015, 10:27:09 am »
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Re: Jury duty
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2015, 10:50:15 am »
Yeah just be constantly looking at your phone and take pictures and post them on Facebook or something.
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Re: Jury duty
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2015, 12:07:38 pm »
just answer the questions.

No one wants you on their jury any more than you want to be there.

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Re: Jury duty
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2015, 04:20:25 pm »
just answer the questions.

No one wants you on their jury any more than you want to be there.

lmao!  could you imagine any nutter on jury duty?  That would be classic  :lol
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Re: Jury duty
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2015, 04:37:07 pm »
lmao!  could you imagine any nutter on jury duty?  That would be classic  :lol

I was on a jury in 2010. This lady wanted to sue the city because she fell crossing the street. I forgot what was said, but I just burst out laughing in the court room. :lol I just pretended to take notes because I had my mind made up day one... I knew that bitch wasnt going to get money just for a fall and I would vote that the city was not guilty.... Bitch wanted 1 million dollars for pain and suffering.
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Re: Jury duty
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2015, 04:41:03 pm »
I was on a jury in 2010. This lady wanted to sue the city because she fell crossing the street. I forgot what was said, but I just burst out laughing in the court room. :lol I just pretended to take notes because I had my mind made up day one... I knew that bitch wasnt going to get money just for a fall and I would vote that the city was not guilty.... Bitch wanted 1 million dollars for pain and suffering.
:lol ok she meant any other nutter :lol
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Re: Jury duty
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2015, 04:42:21 pm »
I was on a jury in 2010. This lady wanted to sue the city because she fell crossing the street. I forgot what was said, but I just burst out laughing in the court room. :lol I just pretended to take notes because I had my mind made up day one... I knew that bitch wasnt going to get money just for a fall and I would vote that the city was not guilty.... Bitch wanted 1 million dollars for pain and suffering.

but did you rack the trolls, stucknut or anything?
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Re: Jury duty
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2015, 04:45:07 pm »
:lol ok she meant any other nutter :lol

 :uhh it was classic...
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