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Tax Cheats
« on: March 18, 2015, 08:57:07 pm »
With April 15th just a few weeks away, id like to take a moment to offer a little advice as a certified tax expert on exactly what constitutes deductible charitable contributions. First of all, to be deductible, charitable contributions must me accompanied by assigned receipts. Now, I know your hearts might be in the right place, but unless your receipts are in the right place to, like here on my desk, then deductions for charitable donations are not allowable. Besides, who are you trying to kid. You dont give to charity out of the goodness of your hearts. You do it out of greed, and the only person youre really trying to help by giving, is YOU. You make the donation, you take the deduction, and you pay less taxes. Well I say thats cheating. And another thing, there are only two sure things in life, death and taxes, but you already knew that. Take sixpackdan for instance. He knows a thing or two about death. However, something just isnt sitting right with me. Im wondering how many people would try to escape paying taxes by getting put six feet into the ground. I bet when he was alive, he conveniently forgot to pay his taxes, or maybe, he just did it intentionally. Thats known as a red flag situation. Maybe hes in line for an audit. Getting put in a grave is not a tax shelter.

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Re: Tax Cheats
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2015, 08:58:26 pm »
lol pore peopel who dont have acountents and do theyre taxes
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Re: Tax Cheats
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2015, 09:43:23 pm »
What is a certified tax expert?

Also you only need receipts for cash gifts of $250 or more.

Lastly, who the fvck would give to charty just for a tax donation. Assuming the highest bracket you would be spending $1 to save $0.40.
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Re: Tax Cheats
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2015, 10:38:08 pm »
What is a certified tax expert?

Also you only need receipts for cash gifts of $250 or more.

Lastly, who the fvck would give to charty just for a tax donation. Assuming the highest bracket you would be spending $1 to save $0.40.

1) WHO... not what.

2)Ok.

3) Tax donation or tax deduction? Plenty of tax cheats. You look like one of them. One of those poor souls who needs to be audited for claiming your computer as a home office. You are clearly a tax cheat. :koolaid
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Re: Tax Cheats
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2015, 10:49:39 pm »
trying to figure out where to move this tard?  referee2
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Re: Tax Cheats
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2015, 10:54:03 pm »
6 pack dan died?  ???  :'(
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Re: Tax Cheats
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2015, 11:01:07 pm »
trying to figure out where to move this tard?  referee2

Steef said post more :popcorn
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Re: Tax Cheats
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2015, 12:03:40 am »
1) WHO... not what.

2)Ok.

3) Tax donation or tax deduction? Plenty of tax cheats. You look like one of them. One of those poor souls who needs to be audited for claiming your computer as a home office. You are clearly a tax cheat. :koolaid

There is no such thing as a certified tax expert.

I am a Certified Public Accountant.

Yes tax deduction for a charitable donation.

You seem like a cheater to me I'll be sure to discuss this with my revenue officer friends.
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Re: Tax Cheats
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2015, 01:06:21 am »
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2015, 02:09:57 am »
Ralf is certifiable..
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Re: Tax Cheats
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2015, 02:16:03 am »
 
I would not trust anyone who does not brush their teeth.

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Re: Tax Cheats
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2015, 07:50:35 am »
:lol Ralpf acting like he's not the guy on the receiving end of charity.
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Re: Tax Cheats
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2015, 09:53:35 am »
I claimed donations of $857 in old clothes and furniture I gave to friends  :lol :uhh I got a blank receipt from my customer "Clothes Helping Kids" in case the US wanted to harass me over it  :bananbang
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Re: Tax Cheats
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2015, 05:54:03 pm »
 :lol :lol :lol Certified Tax Expert????  Does that mean you're an H&R Block flunkie?

The correct term would be Certified Public Accountant, but that actually requires an education.  :lol
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