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So I go to the dentist....
« on: April 16, 2015, 05:59:53 pm »
For my regular check up.

I get the hygienist poking around and telling me what a great job I am doing and how my teeth and gums look great, and that there is no bleeding at all, and that, at my age I still don't have any cavities, and how I am setting a great example for the kids. Maybe I should think though about getting though those wisdom teeth that don't hurt, cause any issues, or have come in straight, pulled out.

And you are doing such a good job flossing. :lol

I don't floss, I hate flossing.

I just brush my teeth after I eat. But I don't drink coffee and I don't smoke  :lol

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Re: So I go to the dentist....
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2015, 06:09:19 pm »
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Re: So I go to the dentist....
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2015, 06:13:22 pm »
 :lol

If you want, I can pm you with more details.
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Re: So I go to the dentist....
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2015, 06:54:18 pm »
If I may suggest.....There's a few possible explanations here:

(A) The bacteria in your mouth are strains that are not as virulent as those found in most people

(B) Your diet is low in refined sugars

(C) Your saliva is low in calcifying minerals that can increase tartar buildup

(D) The hygienist did not do a thorough cleaning or periodontal examination including measuring the pockets          between your teeth and gums


It's likely a combination of things but it is extremely rare to not see any signs of inflammation or bone loss if you're not flossing at all. If I had to guess, I'd say (D)
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Re: So I go to the dentist....
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2015, 08:29:45 pm »
What about E.

She lied to you to make you feel better. 

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Re: So I go to the dentist....
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2015, 08:36:56 pm »
What about F?

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Re: So I go to the dentist....
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2015, 09:21:23 pm »
fvcking Canadians. I hope you get your stupid fvcking teeth kicked in.
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Re: So I go to the dentist....
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2015, 09:21:52 pm »
G:  Steve has real teeth  :lol
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Re: So I go to the dentist....
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2015, 09:32:02 pm »
At least you go unlike John whatshisname
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Re: So I go to the dentist....
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2015, 09:35:01 pm »
you don't smoke ciggs or weed?


ciggs are awful but weed is good for your teeth

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Re: So I go to the dentist....
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2015, 09:59:54 pm »
Havent had a cavity in 5 years. Use one of those electric tooth brushes now they work great.
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