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Aww, shucks! Abstience only education works, guise!!
« on: April 16, 2015, 06:07:40 pm »
https://storify.com/metkat_meanie/livetweeting-abstinance-sex-ed

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Ladies and gentlemen, conservatards.   :laugh:
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Re: Aww, shucks! Abstience only education works, guise!!
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2015, 06:21:00 pm »
:lol  you didn't even get laid with hookers in Las  Vegas.   
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Re: Aww, shucks! Abstience only education works, guise!!
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2015, 06:48:36 pm »
:lol  you didn't even get laid with hookers in Las  Vegas.

Vote for RATIONALITY in 2016, guise!!   :lol
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Re: Aww, shucks! Abstience only education works, guise!!
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2015, 08:04:51 pm »
Thats some good reading there....wonder if it actually happened or if she made the whole thing up. If the latter, Lorne Michaels needs to give her a writing job.
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Re: Aww, shucks! Abstience only education works, guise!!
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2015, 08:27:07 pm »
I hope the Lansing State Journal is up to SE's standards.

http://www.lansingstatejournal.com/story/news/local/2015/04/16/judy-putnam-prof-live-tweets-elhs-sex-ed/25879891/

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Dreger, an outspoken author, a professor of medical humanities and bioethics at Northwestern University and founder of the local news cooperative East Lansing Info

Lori Bolan, the administrator of SMART, said East Lansing has been using the program for 22 years to cover abstinence. She said it is fact-based using Centers for Disease Control statistics

The abstinence class is part of the district's overall sex education unit.

"We are trying to give them an option,'' she said. "We're just one portion of what the school provides."

She also criticized the accuracy of the data, including an 18% failure rate for condoms actually true, though it doesn't mean one out of five condoms fails and it's unclear how the presenter was using it

The East Lansing School District's official policy calls for the "Sex Education Advisory Board" to ensure "that materials and instruction in sex education emphasize abstinence and are age-appropriate and medically accurate."


So in summery it isn't an Abstinence Only Education, she just attended Abstinence Day and had an agenda.  She made fun of numbers that were accurate.

All of that said she is a very creative and humorous writer.

I would imagine that a conservative could do a similar mockery of other sex education classes. 

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Re: Aww, shucks! Abstience only education works, guise!!
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2015, 10:04:20 pm »
Awesome thread will read again.
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Re: Aww, shucks! Abstience only education works, guise!!
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2015, 06:53:50 am »
 :lol Snake handing out the condoms he bought and never used to his students.

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« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2015, 08:23:52 am »
:lol Snake handing out the condoms he bought and never used to his students.

^^ this ^^

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« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2015, 08:24:54 am »
Snake brings up the stupidest topics that have absolutely no purpose except to brow beat conservatives over a non-issue.    :lol
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Re: Aww, shucks! Abstience only education works, guise!!
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2015, 08:33:35 am »
:lol  you didn't even get laid with hookers in Las  Vegas.

I'm sorry snake but the thread ended right there.  TKO to tudo in Round 2
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Re: Aww, shucks! Abstience only education works, guise!!
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2015, 05:28:59 pm »
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Re: Aww, shucks! Abstience only education works, guise!!
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2015, 10:07:54 pm »
I was watching "x-men: days of future past", and couldn't help but notice that Mystique doesn't seem to have a noticable vagina or rectum, even though she is fully nude. If she wanted to get freaky with someone, could she just create those parts on her body since she can shape shift? What if I wanted her to have 2 buttholes and a pussy where her face is?

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« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2015, 10:17:32 pm »
I was watching "x-men: days of future past", and couldn't help but notice that Mystique doesn't seem to have a noticable vagina or rectum, even though she is fully nude. If she wanted to get freaky with someone, could she just create those parts on her body since she can shape shift? What if I wanted her to have 2 buttholes and a pussy where her face is?

well that would be the future. guess you won't be able to hack it.

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« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2015, 06:04:04 am »
I was watching "x-men: days of future past", and couldn't help but notice that Mystique doesn't seem to have a noticable vagina or rectum, even though she is fully nude. If she wanted to get freaky with someone, could she just create those parts on her body since she can shape shift? What if I wanted her to have 2 buttholes and a pussy where her face is?

To quote some of my Christian friends, "God works in mysterious ways".
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