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I may have scored a 25 year old chick
« on: April 26, 2015, 10:25:23 am »
She's a patient care tech in the rehab therapy unit. 6 feet tall. Has babydaddy drama though. But she made it clear she likes me cuz of my height. I told her right away I was 20 years older than her, doesn't care one bit. But this hospital kind of frowns on co-workers dating. And I've yet to meet a broad that can keep her mouth shut. But I want to bang her SO bad. Thoughts?
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Re: I may have scored a 25 year old chick
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2015, 12:07:32 pm »
As long as she doesn't have a suprise dong under her dress, I say hit it.


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Re: I may have scored a 25 year old chick
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2015, 12:11:33 pm »
Could just be the pic but I think I see an Adam's apple.

Regardless, I'm sure she'll be very impressed that you posted her pic on a Jim Rome fansite in order to get opinions from a bunch of intrawebs mouth breathers as to whether or not you should violate her vagine. Chicks dig that kind of attention.
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Re: I may have scored a 25 year old chick
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2015, 12:37:32 pm »
Hed has been awfully cunty lately.

By "kind of frowns on", what does that mean?  A slap on the wrist??

Either way, you can tell them you weren't "dating", you were "fvcking".

I say tax that ass like the government.   :bananbang
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Re: I may have scored a 25 year old chick
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2015, 12:48:59 pm »
You "may have" scored a woman? You either did or you didn't, there's no in between.
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Re: I may have scored a 25 year old chick
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2015, 12:54:03 pm »
GO GET SOME NEDEN

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Re: I may have scored a 25 year old chick
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2015, 01:17:29 pm »
Hit it
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Re: I may have scored a 25 year old chick
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2015, 01:47:14 pm »
Jeff,   We are in my wheelhouse right now.  This is a confusing topic to many nutters on many levels.  First of all there's a vagina involved so right away you lost about 95% of the people here.

Add to that you are an Espanol Conservative man.   So it's llikely you are in prison...and this is an congential visit.

That's good because these women don't mind bringing in contraband up their bunghole.  I saw that on MSNBC lockup.

The sexo's will be easy.   Since the younger women only know stumbling fools.   She'll be surprised when she has an orgasm.  Then you are in even bigger trouble.

When .. (wait.. other nutters stand aside.  you won't have any idea what i'm talking about)  When she climaxes... She's going to want to talk.   She's young And she won't get your jokes.   She won't understand any movie quotes before 2006.  Which means she missed star wars,  as good as it gets, and the departed.   She thinks Leanoardo DiCaprio and Johhny Depp are macho..  she doesn't know about the TiTanic or Beverly Hills 90210.

She won't understand that Turd called "bruce jenner has a penis and a vagina" about 8 years before it went publick.  She won't understand arithmetic either.  And she won't know what "war Jeff in Tucson's Cock" means but once it happens she''ll get it.  That will be whats called "reverse engineering."

The other problem is she's fertile.   And if you are like me,  you never wear a condom.   So make sure she's on the pill.   Or buy a house with a long, high set of stairs in case she gets pregnant. 

 I have friends that just kick them down the stairs.   But I'm a big fan of making it look like an accident.   I suggest a banana peel.   
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Re: I may have scored a 25 year old chick
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2015, 02:15:40 pm »
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Re: I may have scored a 25 year old chick
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2015, 02:52:07 pm »
Hed has been awfully cunty lately.

By "kind of frowns on", what does that mean?  A slap on the wrist??

Either way, you can tell them you weren't "dating", you were "fvcking".

I say tax that ass like the government.   :bananbang

Well, it isn't actually written down anywhere that co-workers can't date, but you can be disciplined if it's proven that any call-offs or substandard work can be attributed to the relationship. I guess it could be considered a slap on the wrist at first (written warning) but I'd just as soon steer clear of any disciplinary action if it's possible. Then it's the usual progressive discipline "up to and including termination".

I do try to wear a condom but I'm not always successful. Ok, never successful.

I think I'm gonna knock the bottom out of it as soon as possible  :bananbang
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Re: I may have scored a 25 year old chick
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Re: I may have scored a 25 year old chick
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2015, 06:05:10 pm »
Hit it.

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Re: I may have scored a 25 year old chick
« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2015, 06:34:20 pm »
Well, it isn't actually written down anywhere that co-workers can't date, but you can be disciplined if it's proven that any call-offs or substandard work can be attributed to the relationship. I guess it could be considered a slap on the wrist at first (written warning) but I'd just as soon steer clear of any disciplinary action if it's possible. Then it's the usual progressive discipline "up to and including termination".

I do try to wear a condom but I'm not always successful. Ok, never successful.

I think I'm gonna knock the bottom out of it as soon as possible  :bananbang

Yeah I would too.  And I wouldn't at all use a condom.   I think you are making a gode decision here.   Job be damned.   Child in your 40's be dambed.   

It's what it's all about.  Personally I wouldn't even hold a job if it wasn't for the female gentitialla.

I'd be living in the woods hunting and fishing.

In fact, tell her that.   Say:  "Darlin, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't even hold a job.   I'd be living in the mountains hunting and fishing and drinking from a mountain stream." 

That will compel her to live up to that.  She gonna have to try hard.   And when they try hard.  .. well 5% of the people here know what that means. 



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Re: I may have scored a 25 year old chick
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2015, 06:43:51 pm »
fvck her right in the pussy.
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Re: I may have scored a 25 year old chick
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