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I scored with a 55 year old chick
« on: May 04, 2015, 07:55:29 am »
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Re: I scored with a 55 year old chick
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2015, 07:58:46 am »
This is getting out of hand.
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Re: I scored with a 55 year old chick
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2015, 08:01:05 am »
I feel compelled to  explain the anatomy of  women. (Particularly Latina Women)     but it would be like long division for most of the people here.
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Re: I scored with a 55 year old chick
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2015, 08:01:56 am »
much better than marion barry

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Re: I scored with a 55 year old chick
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2015, 08:11:48 am »
I feel compelled to  explain the anatomy of  women. (Particularly Latina Women)     but it would be like long division for most of the people here.

This lady looks black though  :uhh
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Re: I scored with a 55 year old chick
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2015, 08:15:26 am »
She's Boricua.      Puerto Rican.   

Latina girl's cervix is closer to the opening of their vagina than other women.   I have suspicisons on that's why it's so easy to get them pregnant.     Need Boost is the only person here that will understand what the fvck all I'm even talking about. 

:lol  discussing vaginas and the female anatomy to nutters and they think they are reading Greek.   
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Re: I scored with a 55 year old chick
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2015, 08:17:18 am »
 :lol Giving all of us advice on vaginas when you've never witnessed one doing what it's made to do  :lol
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Re: I scored with a 55 year old chick
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2015, 08:26:02 am »

maybe I'm confused.   I thought women are life support systems for vaginas and vaginas are made to accept my Sceptor.   :hmm

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Re: I scored with a 55 year old chick
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2015, 08:54:38 am »
She's rather attractive, despite the blue hair.

Regardless, I'm sure she'll be very impressed that you posted her pic on a Jim Rome fansite in order to get opinions from a bunch of intrawebs mouth breathers as to whether or not you should violate her vagine. Chicks dig that kind of attention.
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Re: I scored with a 55 year old chick
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2015, 08:57:03 am »

I'd rather light a candle than curse the darkness.     This lady is rather proud of her looks and body.   She enjoys 'attention.'   
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Re: I scored with a 55 year old chick
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2015, 08:58:29 am »

:lol hedstrom fumbling whilst trying to get his wiener out of his wetsuit to :banana to a picture of a 55 year old woman poated on stucknut.
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Re: I scored with a 55 year old chick
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2015, 08:59:16 am »
See that cross around her neck?  She probably won't do pre-marital fellatios as that's a pretty hardcore sin right?
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Re: I scored with a 55 year old chick
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2015, 09:00:40 am »
 You misunderstand Christianity.

BTW,   I left my HK P2000 SK on top of her Refrigerator.     Bitch made me forget my sidearm.
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Re: I scored with a 55 year old chick
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2015, 09:01:36 am »
I'm sure she was impressed.  Nothing screams put-together like a dude that wears his sidearm over to your house on the first date.
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Re: I scored with a 55 year old chick
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2015, 09:05:15 am »
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