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New Stucknut member application form
« on: May 21, 2015, 11:40:48 am »
Steve, in order to get better quality posters here, I suggest any new prospective members answer the following questions

In the name of Allah Jim Rome the compassionate and merciful
Important remarks before you fill in the application:
1. Please answer the required information accurately and truthfully.
2. Please write clearly and legibly.
3. If you do not speak Arabic Texican, please answer in the language you know.
4. Please refrain from sharing the information you provide on the application with each other because it is a trust to Almighty Allah Van Smack.
5. You should know that the review of this application form is limited to the concerned individuals only.
6. If you would like to discuss any further issue, please tell your direct brother supervisor.
Personal Information:
- Name:
- Today’s Date (Hijri):..........Today’s Date (A.D.): ..........
- Nickname/Alias:
- First Name:
- Father’s Name:
- Grandfather’s Name:
- Family Name:
- Father’s Occupation:
- Number of Family Members:
- Age:
- Marital status:
- Country:
- Profession:
- Address:........Country:.......City:.........Street:..........
- Date of your arrival in the land of Jihad Stucknut:....................
- How long do you plan to stay in the (jihadi) theater?.........
Education Level: Primary.......Elementary.......Secondary......College...........
When did Almighty Allah Rome bless you with this gift?...............
How much of the holy Qur’an Jim Rome Show have you memorized? Did you study Shari’a Smackoffs? Who was your instructor?...............................
Which shaykhs do you listen to or read often?...................
Which shaykhs or Muslim dignitaries show producers do you know?................
Have you invented or researched anything in any domain?.........
Any hobbies or pastimes?........................................
What other languages do you speak and at what level?. Language:.......Read:..........Write:...........Speak:..........
What is your fluency in these foreign language(s:)?
Poor...............Good.............Excellent...................
List the countries to which you have traveled and the purpose of the trip(s) :....................................................
Do you know anyone who travels to Western countries?............
What is your favorite material: science or literature?:....................................................
List the experience or expertise that you have in any area:...........................................................
Do you know any workers or experts in chemistry, communications, or any other field?.............................................
Do any of your family or friends work with the government? If so, would he/she be willing to cooperate with or help us?.............................................................
How many trips have you taken to Pakistan Houston and for what reason(s)?......................................................
Were you previously been affiliated to any group(s)? ................................................................
Are you currently a member in a group?..........................
Have you been ever convicted by any court? When, and who convicted you? What was the offense?............................
Have you ever been in jail or prison?...........................
List your previous occupations:.................................
Have you received military training?............................
Have you ever joined the Afghanistan Live With Mom theater? If so, what year and which group?................................................
Are any of your relatives or friends in the jihad Stucknut theater? ................................................................
List the types of passports you possess. Did you use a real or forged passport for your current travel?........................
Provide details on how you arrived here:........................
Did you encounter any difficulties on the road to this place? ................................................................
Do you wish to execute a suicide trolling operation?.....................
What objectives would you would like to accomplish on your jihad Stucknut path?...........................................................
What ideas and views do you, your family, and your other acquaintances have about jihad Stucknut in Allah’s Jim Rome's sake here?............
Family members:..............Other acquaintances:...............
Do you have any chronic or hereditary disease(s)?...............
Who should we contact in case you became a martyr banned?.............. - Address:...................................................... - Phone numbers:................................................
Praise Allah Jim Rome, Lord Pimp of all worlds boxes
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Re: New Stucknut member application form
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2015, 11:54:09 am »
This is a pretty gode attempt at being funny.   Keep trying.

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Re: New Stucknut member application form
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2015, 12:04:25 pm »
wtf im not filling out all of that
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Re: New Stucknut member application form
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2015, 12:06:54 pm »
Learjet wins.  Heres your prize.. .snake lent you his "hot girl he's banging"

Spoiler: show
« Last Edit: May 21, 2015, 12:38:49 pm by Steve in HTown »
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Re: New Stucknut member application form
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2015, 12:07:41 pm »
Steve, in order to get better quality posters here, I suggest any new prospective members answer the following questions

In the name of Allah Jim Rome the compassionate and merciful
Important remarks before you fill in the application:
1. Please answer the required information accurately and truthfully.
2. Please write clearly and legibly.
3. If you do not speak Arabic Texican, please answer in the language you know.
4. Please refrain from sharing the information you provide on the application with each other because it is a trust to Almighty Allah Van Smack.
5. You should know that the review of this application form is limited to the concerned individuals only.
6. If you would like to discuss any further issue, please tell your direct brother supervisor.
Personal Information:
- Name:
- Today’s Date (Hijri):..........Today’s Date (A.D.): ..........
- Nickname/Alias:
- First Name:
- Father’s Name:
- Grandfather’s Name:
- Family Name:
- Father’s Occupation:
- Number of Family Members:
- Age:
- Marital status:
- Country:
- Profession:
- Address:........Country:.......City:.........Street:..........
- Date of your arrival in the land of Jihad Stucknut:....................
- How long do you plan to stay in the (jihadi) theater?.........
Education Level: Primary.......Elementary.......Secondary......College...........
When did Almighty Allah Rome bless you with this gift?...............
How much of the holy Qur’an Jim Rome Show have you memorized? Did you study Shari’a Smackoffs? Who was your instructor?...............................
Which shaykhs do you listen to or read often?...................
Which shaykhs or Muslim dignitaries show producers do you know?................
Have you invented or researched anything in any domain?.........
Any hobbies or pastimes?........................................
What other languages do you speak and at what level?. Language:.......Read:..........Write:...........Speak:..........
What is your fluency in these foreign language(s:)?
Poor...............Good.............Excellent...................
List the countries to which you have traveled and the purpose of the trip(s) :....................................................
Do you know anyone who travels to Western countries?............
What is your favorite material: science or literature?:....................................................
List the experience or expertise that you have in any area:...........................................................
Do you know any workers or experts in chemistry, communications, or any other field?.............................................
Do any of your family or friends work with the government? If so, would he/she be willing to cooperate with or help us?.............................................................
How many trips have you taken to Pakistan Houston and for what reason(s)?......................................................
Were you previously been affiliated to any group(s)? ................................................................
Are you currently a member in a group?..........................
Have you been ever convicted by any court? When, and who convicted you? What was the offense?............................
Have you ever been in jail or prison?...........................
List your previous occupations:.................................
Have you received military training?............................
Have you ever joined the Afghanistan Live With Mom theater? If so, what year and which group?................................................
Are any of your relatives or friends in the jihad Stucknut theater? ................................................................
List the types of passports you possess. Did you use a real or forged passport for your current travel?........................
Provide details on how you arrived here:........................
Did you encounter any difficulties on the road to this place? ................................................................
Do you wish to execute a suicide trolling operation?.....................
What objectives would you would like to accomplish on your jihad Stucknut path?...........................................................
What ideas and views do you, your family, and your other acquaintances have about jihad Stucknut in Allah’s Jim Rome's sake here?............
Family members:..............Other acquaintances:...............
Do you have any chronic or hereditary disease(s)?...............
Who should we contact in case you became a martyr banned?.............. - Address:...................................................... - Phone numbers:................................................
Praise Allah Jim Rome, Lord Pimp of all worlds boxes


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Re: New Stucknut member application form
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2015, 12:10:36 pm »
don't forget a line for the Lakers!   :popcorn
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Re: New Stucknut member application form
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2015, 12:39:39 pm »
Learjet wins.  Heres your prize.. .snake lent you his "hot girl he's banging"



edited.  i put that image in a spoiler, although i need to change the way the spoiler link shows up.
i'll make it a button.
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Re: New Stucknut member application form
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2015, 02:50:05 pm »
lakers suck

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Re: New Stucknut member application form
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2015, 08:06:48 pm »
lakers suck

Wow, I never thought I'd say this - but Pops is right.
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Re: New Stucknut member application form
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2015, 10:57:10 pm »
fvck dude - lakers are great!  :drink
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Re: New Stucknut member application form
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2015, 06:11:36 am »
We're going to need a little more information than that. C'mon Learjet.
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Re: New Stucknut member application form
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2015, 07:49:58 am »
 :lol new members  :uhh
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Re: New Stucknut member application form
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2015, 11:04:10 am »
Move this abortion to the dork den already please.
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Re: New Stucknut member application form
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2015, 02:42:32 pm »
We're going to need a little more information than that. C'mon Learjet.

This is step 1.  The physical comes later
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Re: New Stucknut member application form
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2015, 02:51:52 pm »
Snake calls dibs on adminstering the 'Turn Your Head and Cough' portion of the physical examination.

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