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Habby Birthday Cam
« on: May 24, 2015, 08:23:34 am »
Good morning.

You lost your virginity on stucknut.   Both literally and figuratively. 

You did it whilst being morbidly obese.   

That means you are an overahciever.

Now that you left Soufdum.    You are skinny...   

Happy mutherfvckin' birthday you fvckin camera operating mutherfvcker.    :koolaid

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Re: Habby Birthday Cam
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2015, 09:39:32 am »
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Re: Habby Birthday Cam
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2015, 11:19:45 am »
He let her do it to him

And he was totally surprised

Then he lived to tell about it and got skinny.

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Re: Habby Birthday Cam
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2015, 11:32:50 am »
it was cam's birthday today

cam is going to hire some hookers

cam's best birthday plan ever


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Re: Habby Birthday Cam
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2015, 11:34:50 am »
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Re: Habby Birthday Cam
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2015, 12:31:13 pm »
it was cam's birthday today

cam is going to hire some hookers

cam's best birthday plan ever


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Re: Habby Birthday Cam
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2015, 12:55:41 pm »
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Re: Habby Birthday Cam
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2015, 01:23:38 pm »
It is similar
To when he was a virgin
Zero fvcking cares.

Man's game, bitches. :koolaid
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Re: Habby Birthday Cam
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2015, 05:46:34 pm »
:lol I never thought I'd ever rack bagel.

But I just did.  :lol

Over to Cam in Sota..   seriously dude.   Why did you let her rape you?   She took  your virginity,  at age ... like 30... 

You were so nervous about it.
I remember it.
Almost like we all was there.

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She had on a flannel shirt with pearl buttons.   Or oyster shellls. tits and swamps.   Wecome to not living in coastal florida.

How in the world do you live with yourself??

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Re: Habby Birthday Cam
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2015, 09:53:18 pm »
happy bday  :koolaid

i remember a cock blocking phone call in there as well  :lol
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Re: Habby Birthday Cam
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2015, 10:28:09 pm »
You were so nervous about it.
I remember it.
Almost like we all was there.


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Are you drunk, or did you suffer another head injury?
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Re: Habby Birthday Cam
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2015, 10:53:54 pm »
GAPPY MURPHDAY

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Re: Habby Birthday Cam
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2015, 01:16:18 am »
 :lol Testudo being so concerned about cam's wang is more than creepy.  :banana
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Re: Habby Birthday Cam
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2015, 08:08:30 am »
8-5-7

Are you drunk, or did you suffer another head injury?

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Re: Habby Birthday Cam
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2015, 10:16:02 am »
PrickJetEyes not getting a joke.

:lol  were you born Gay and crosseyed with Oily hair?  Or did you earn that shit?   Or worse yet did you invent it all on your own?
:lol Trying smoke to cover a drunken retard poat. Priceless.
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