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Re: St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2015, 10:37:46 am »
I seriously keep having to make sure this isn't an Onion story
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Re: St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2015, 11:38:46 am »
I would pay to be a fly on the wall during that hacker's job interview.
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Re: St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2015, 12:14:27 pm »
the cardinals have 3 modes

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Re: St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2015, 12:17:35 pm »
Sounds like more of a disgruntled former employee of the Astros GM that was re-cycling passwords and got in.  He is in deep shit but it doesn't appear to be an organization-wide conspiracy.

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Re: St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2015, 12:21:52 pm »
they were trying to dig up stuff on GM Jeff Luhnow, who the Astros just hired from the Cardinals
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Re: St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2015, 12:42:56 pm »
this is something the Patriots would do

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Re: St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2015, 01:09:28 pm »
this is something the Patriots would do

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Re: St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2015, 01:17:56 pm »
A suspect has been identified

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Re: St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2015, 01:48:46 pm »
A suspect has been identified



See this is terrible.
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Re: St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2015, 02:16:57 pm »
See this is terrible.

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Re: St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2015, 02:40:04 pm »
Way to change your password, Luhnow ???
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Re: St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2015, 04:11:50 pm »
Strip them of all World Series titles, lifetime bans from baseball for anyone employed by the team, bulldoze the stadium, and liquidate all holdings of Anheuser Busch.
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Re: St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2015, 04:52:46 pm »
Split their titles between the Astros and Reds :koolaid
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Re: St. Louis Cardinals Investigated by F.B.I. for Hacking Astros
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2015, 05:33:20 pm »
Turd - I have never really bought into the genius that is Turd.  I know he is well loved and considered a great poster.  His brand of humor just doesn't do it for me.