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I'm alive. Give me your best shot.
« on: July 02, 2015, 12:58:44 pm »
I've been thrown head first through a windshield.  I've had a skydiving accident.  I've rolled a car without wearing a seat belt, was married to the devil herself, and now this:

http://www.kboi2.com/news/local/Motorcycle-crash-two-injured-Boise-Depot-307088591.html

Broken scapula and clavicle, fractured cheek bone, 4 broken ribs, crushed the metatarsals in my foot and dislocated all my toes, road rash on about half my body, not to mention the dain bramage.

Let me have it.  I wont' go all Chef Dave on your asses.

I fvcking cheat death. fvckING CHEAT DEATH.
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2015, 01:01:31 pm »
all of us stucknutters will continue to pray for your health.


stucknut radio can put together a benefit, if the $30 we raise will help with your medical bills.
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2015, 01:02:01 pm »
By the way, this was on a first date.

I got a second and third date.  I'm that good.
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2015, 01:02:25 pm »
all of us stucknutters will continue to pray for your health.


stucknut radio can put together a benefit, if the $30 we raise will help with your medical bills.

I'll take it  :angel:
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2015, 01:09:41 pm »
So...were speed and alcohol responsible for the crash?
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2015, 01:11:26 pm »
By the way, this was on a first date.

I got a second and third date.  I'm that good.

The problem is if you try to top the first date, you probably would use up that 9th life
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2015, 01:14:44 pm »
So...were speed and alcohol responsible for the crash?

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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2015, 01:21:17 pm »
Some people will do anything for attention
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2015, 01:29:30 pm »
So...were speed and alcohol responsible for the crash?

I don't remember details.  I was unconscious and unresponsive.  Alcohol was NOT a factor.  I had two drinks and my BAC was legal.  Speed?  I always drive fast.  ALWAYS.
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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2015, 01:38:54 pm »
I don't remember details.  I was unconscious and unresponsive.  Alcohol was NOT a factor.  I had two drinks and my BAC was legal.  Speed?  I always drive fast.  ALWAYS.

You can still be charged even if you are .08 or under.
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2015, 01:42:38 pm »
1)  (a) It is unlawful for any person who is under the influence of alcohol, drugs or any other intoxicating substances, or any combination of alcohol, drugs and/or any other intoxicating substances, OR who has an alcohol concentration of 0.08, as defined in subsection (4) of this section, or more, as shown by analysis of his blood, urine, or breath, to drive or be in actual physical control of a motor vehicle within this state, whether upon a highway, street or bridge, or upon public or private property open to the public.
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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2015, 01:46:28 pm »
1)  (a) It is unlawful for any person who is under the influence of alcohol, drugs or any other intoxicating substances, or any combination of alcohol, drugs and/or any other intoxicating substances, OR who has an alcohol concentration of 0.08, as defined in subsection (4) of this section, or more, as shown by analysis of his blood, urine, or breath, to drive or be in actual physical control of a motor vehicle within this state, whether upon a highway, street or bridge, or upon public or private property open to the public.

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« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2015, 01:48:11 pm »
I don't remember details.  I was unconscious and unresponsive.

This sounds like tudo postin on Stucknut Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
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« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2015, 01:54:11 pm »
My skydiving accident>your skydiving accident
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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2015, 02:09:35 pm »



Do you have a motor bike helmet like Yurstin?