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Re: I'm alive. Give me your best shot.
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2015, 02:10:26 pm »
Good job staying above ground dog..   I mean that.

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« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2015, 02:11:41 pm »
By the way, this was on a first date.

I got a second and third date.  I'm that good.
So causing massive head trauma to your new lady friend helped you get another shot at the poosay.

....but now you're trying to stick you pentikos inside a gimp covered in road rash. :koolaid
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« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2015, 02:13:22 pm »
You can still be charged even if you are .08 or under.

I haven't been charged yet.  It's been three weeks.  I still get a little nervous every day when the mail gets delivered.  Fortunately, the girl likes me and is not pursuing any damages.  She knows I'm paying off her bills, and I even gave her money for rent this month, so we're good there.  I just have to keep her satisfied for two years until statute of limitations runs out. :koolaid
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Re: I'm alive. Give me your best shot.
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2015, 02:14:40 pm »
:lol    being sentenced to a woman for 2 years.
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« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2015, 02:15:18 pm »
:lol    being sentenced to a woman for 2 years.

yikes.  I know.


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Re: I'm alive. Give me your best shot.
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2015, 07:39:05 pm »
I don't remember details.  I was unconscious and unresponsive.  Alcohol was NOT a factor.  I had two drinks and my BAC was legal.  Speed?  I always drive fast.  ALWAYS.

apparently you are a really lousy driver, put some training wheels on that bike until you learn to avoid light poles  :lol
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« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2015, 07:50:42 pm »
That's a bad ass way to impress a first date.  :koolaid Seriously though, glad you survived that...looks pretty nasty.

Oh, and I hope your life insurance is paid up.
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« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2015, 09:17:18 pm »
Hate to say this Perro, but you probably will get charged. It's called "impaired to the slightest degree", and all it is is a bullshit way to charge people who are under the legal limit with DUI so they can get more money out of you. Used to see it all the time when I worked at the court. That's how they charge people who took NyQuil and then got in an accident with DUI even though they have a BAC of .00. Talk to a lawyer and see what the specific statute in your state says.
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« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2015, 09:24:21 pm »
Are you sure that you didn't die the first time you went through a windshield and hell is having to live in Boise Idaho?
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« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2015, 09:56:08 pm »
dam dude ... i hope the pole was ok?

good to see ya around dog  :koolaid
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« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2015, 12:19:22 am »
and dislocated all my toes, road rash on about half my body, not to mention the dain bramage.
I fvcking cheat death. fvckING CHEAT DEATH?
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« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2015, 02:13:19 am »
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 I really like the " dislocated all my toes " blast  :police:
please tell me how all your toes got dislocated  :lol
.not only did you CHEAT DEATH  you cheated a yummy bar  :lol

Laffing @ response in this thread  :koolaid

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« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2015, 05:28:52 am »
How's it going?  Day 2.   Day 2 of any accident is usually when the real pain starts.  "I WAS THROWN OFF  A CLIFF HIT A TREE ... EVERY BRANCH.... I'm fine.       Day 2..   Man .. my back hurts... so does my neck and my penis isn't as hard... wtf? 

So how's your day today?
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« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2015, 09:21:19 am »
His wreck happened a couple of weeks ago
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« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2015, 10:49:47 am »
I was wondering about that... so..   

to be honest I'm just happy he's alive... He's member number 2 or so...  which sounds bad... but is good and..

I'm glad he's ok.

Fair enough?
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