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Only the best and brightest
« on: July 04, 2015, 09:29:36 pm »
Is there a good way to tell a friend you want to nail his daughter? 

We are not that close.

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Re: Only the best and brightest
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2015, 09:35:50 pm »
Why would you ask permission?
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Re: Only the best and brightest
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2015, 09:42:23 pm »
He has guns.

But I think you have a strong point.

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Re: Only the best and brightest
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2015, 09:52:25 pm »
hulk hogan has guns
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Re: Only the best and brightest
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2015, 10:15:08 pm »
I agree with J-Stab. Slam that ham and if your "friend" comes at you pissed off tell him like you told us "We're not that close".
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Re: Only the best and brightest
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2015, 12:04:12 am »
You should NEVER fvck your friends daughter . :police:
  Tell me that and I'll fvck you up ......you'll go home with your teeth in a cup .
      "Hey Porch , I want to fvck and eat your daughter's pussy and rim her asshole ....is this a good way to tell you  :popcorn "

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Re: Only the best and brightest
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2015, 12:30:28 am »
You should NEVER fvck your friends daughter . :police:
  Tell me that and I'll fvck you up ......you'll go home with your teeth in a cup .
      "Hey Porch , I want to fvck and eat your daughter's pussy and rim her asshole ....is this a good way to tell you  :popcorn "
FP is looking for answers from the best and the brightest...

you dont qualify
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Re: Only the best and brightest
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2015, 01:08:01 am »
Even by my standards,  Porch, that's pretty low.  Unless she's a stripper,  then she's fair game
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Re: Only the best and brightest
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2015, 06:27:15 am »
I'd kill a motherfvcker.


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Re: Only the best and brightest
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2015, 07:15:05 am »
I'd kill a motherfvcker.
Exactly why you don't seek permission from the father.
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Re: Only the best and brightest
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2015, 07:15:56 am »
Take her out for drinks and then crash into a pole. Should be cut and dried at that point.
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Re: Only the best and brightest
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2015, 09:02:35 am »
You should NEVER fvck your friends daughter . :police:
  Tell me that and I'll fvck you up ......you'll go home with your teeth in a cup .
      "Hey Porch , I want to fvck and eat your daughter's pussy and rim her asshole ....is this a good way to tell you  :popcorn "

This is good advice and supports the don't tell policy.

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Re: Only the best and brightest
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2015, 09:03:01 am »
Even by my standards,  Porch, that's pretty low.  Unless she's a stripper,  then she's fair game

so you are saying that's a no go.

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Re: Only the best and brightest
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2015, 09:03:28 am »
Can we skip the crashing into the pole or is that mandatory?

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Re: Only the best and brightest
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2015, 10:04:18 am »
Can we skip the crashing into the pole or is that mandatory?
Worked for me.  No garentees tho
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