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Detroit Still Has It's "Gems"
« on: August 01, 2015, 08:41:03 am »
So the wife and I are going to a wedding this afternoon/evening in downtown Detroit...you heard right. At first I was like wtf? Then did a little research and come to find out the venue has a very interesting and record breaking history. Should be pretty cool to check out. Will post some pics later....no bride or bridesmaid upskirts. Well, maybe for the Nutter thread  :uhh

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Re: Detroit Still Has It's "Gems"
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2015, 06:02:21 pm »
Detroit doesn't look anything like those pictures.   But you'll be safe there.

I'm only concerned about you.

Remember please that it's legal to kill Canadians in the US,  so avoid the wide open spaces when traveling.    Don't stand near any wild game.   Please consdier camouflage.   

You are a canadien dentist. Very "Meaty."    Given the choice between you and a wild,  tasty animal...  you would be the choice.   

Love you.  Be careful.

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Re: Detroit Still Has It's "Gems"
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2015, 06:11:04 pm »
Wres-uh-ling.

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Re: Detroit Still Has It's "Gems"
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2015, 06:24:34 pm »
Right by the stadiums is pretty nice.  State Bar & Grill is great.
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Re: Detroit Still Has It's "Gems"
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2015, 06:36:41 pm »
is this 1 of whitby's ventures???

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Re: Detroit Still Has It's "Gems"
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2015, 07:34:55 pm »
I can only imagine.. .  I hunt and fish.. 

I shoot canadiens regularly.. . the authorities fine me for the body removal.   Sometimes take my gun for a 5 day period while it's under investigation.  When they see "Ontario" on the passport,  they hand me my gun back and thank me.    Often tell me to 'wing' him next time,  so the FD handles it instead of the PD.

But when you are behind the scope just outside of Michigan.  And you have a deer or wild boar in your sights... and then a Canadien dentist walks though the kill zone...   with a muppet stuffed animal.. taking a selfie with the wild animlals... and it's a matter of a 10mm inch swivel...   with the cross hairs.. 

I pick the canadien every time...   

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Re: Detroit Still Has It's "Gems"
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2015, 07:36:36 pm »
Q is working "security" :lol
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Re: Detroit Still Has It's "Gems"
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2015, 08:26:37 pm »
I can only imagine.. .  I hunt and fish.. 

I shoot canadiens regularly.. . the authorities fine me for the body removal.   Sometimes take my gun for a 5 day period while it's under investigation.  When they see "Ontario" on the passport,  they hand me my gun back and thank me.    Often tell me to 'wing' him next time,  so the FD handles it instead of the PD.

But when you are behind the scope just outside of Michigan.  And you have a deer or wild boar in your sights... and then a Canadien dentist walks though the kill zone...   with a muppet stuffed animal.. taking a selfie with the wild animlals... and it's a matter of a 10mm inch swivel...   with the cross hairs.. 

I pick the canadien every time...   

Keep your head down brother.  I love you.

My AR-10 has a bi-pod that swivels like about 1 inch (450,000 mm) left or right in many different directions.   

Neither the deer,  the boar,  or your stuffed animal muppet ever suggested we move to the metric system.  And even though they might agree,  they've never actually said it.  So.. it's on you ...so  the nearest Canadien next to any wild game... .  or stuffed animal..   

I'm shooting everyone that fits that profile.   With .308   That's 'murican for "7.62."   

In my experience,   Most Canadiens don't seem to recognize the difference.   

The lesson gets lost somehow.







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Re: Detroit Still Has It's "Gems"
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2015, 09:05:30 pm »
:lol taking a selfie with a muppet and getting shot by a redneck.

in other news...  Dentist on Dentist crime..   

Where that dumbass Cecil the "Lion King" got in between The Minnesotan Dentist and The Canadian Dentist right at the point in time the when arrow was released?   

How do you live with yourself man?   

I'm a little sensitive right now because I have a teeth cleaning appointment on Thursday.

Yes...  these things exist... John in Nashville and Saluki...  you can actually buy these procedures on the free market...  try it. 

I have perfect teeth.  Never had a cavity.. ever...  As seen by Q's mom's gape web cam:







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Re: Detroit Still Has It's "Gems"
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2015, 09:09:13 pm »
:lol   Learjet googling  "other pictures like these"  and finding his mom's vagina cam.
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Re: Detroit Still Has It's "Gems"
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2015, 09:26:47 am »

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Re: Detroit Still Has It's "Gems"
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2015, 08:31:23 pm »
testudo has..............

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Re: Detroit Still Has It's "Gems"
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2015, 01:25:59 pm »
:lol calling a plush toy your wife
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Re: Detroit Still Has It's "Gems"
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