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There can be only one.
« on: August 17, 2015, 07:27:57 pm »
History of Stucknut women.

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Ang
MadDubbs
PWD
Alex
RT
Reed
Natalie
SnakeEyes

you idiots chased them off with comments like rude comments like "Snail Trail of Fail."

This is why you don't get laid.   Because most of you aren't supposed to procreate.

You chase off women.   And you get stung by bees.

UR DOING IT WRONG.


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Re: There can be only one.
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2015, 07:29:13 pm »
Who the hell is Natalie? You mean Natasha?
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Re: There can be only one.
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2015, 07:30:21 pm »
See? that's the the problem!   I get her mixed up with Alex.
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Re: There can be only one.
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2015, 07:30:36 pm »
Great, another drunken tudo thread that will be lucky to survive with a move to the dork den
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Re: There can be only one.
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2015, 07:32:53 pm »
At least that Boges chick still comes around here from time to time.
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Re: There can be only one.
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2015, 07:42:17 pm »
At least that Boges chick still comes around here from time to time.

I like her soft arms,  and the Florida gators sleeveless tee shirt.  It's like if Ned Beatty drove a scooter.


Can Run him down on foot whilst wearing flip flops. 

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Re: There can be only one.
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2015, 07:44:40 pm »
teresajane was pretty hot  :P
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Re: There can be only one.
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2015, 08:26:25 pm »
where's niki not micki? and that chick that talked tennis for about 2 weeks?

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Re: There can be only one.
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2015, 08:33:23 pm »
I think Chef's wife was a member temporarily.   

Probably the quickest to nutter status and quickest to kwit.

What is wrong with you people?
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Re: There can be only one.
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2015, 09:08:03 pm »
Chef's wife could fit a pear in her pussy.  Granted it was a Bartlett and not a D'anjou,  but still.

RT was/is the hawtest.  I met her in LA.  I like her so much I didn't even drug her drink.
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Re: There can be only one.
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2015, 03:43:08 pm »
Are you 100% sure I should be on that list?
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Re: There can be only one.
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2015, 04:34:59 pm »
Are you 100% sure I should be on that list?

Why, because you're unattractive or a dude?
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Re: There can be only one.
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2015, 06:37:12 pm »
Chef's wife could fit a pear in her pussy.  Granted it was a Bartlett and not a D'anjou,  but still.

RT was/is the hawtest.  I met her in LA.  I like her so much I didn't even drug her drink.

Bwah!!!! hsahaha...

She's my fliend on fvckbook..   and keeps posting pictures of her running and exercising in yoga pants....

Girl gots her poop in a GROUP yo!


I'd eat the corn out of her poop and I don't even like corn.
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Re: There can be only one.
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2015, 07:47:49 pm »
Bwah!!!! hsahaha...

She's my fliend on fvckbook..   and keeps posting pictures of her running and exercising in yoga pants....

Girl gots her poop in a GROUP yo!


I'd eat the corn out of her poop and I don't even like corn.

She'd prolly love to hear that. You should tell her all about it.
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