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Tudo or Learjet?

Testudo
12 (30.8%)
Learjet
12 (30.8%)
who cares?
9 (23.1%)
bacon
6 (15.4%)

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Voting closed: October 02, 2015, 08:18:16 pm

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Testudo vs. Learjet
« on: September 01, 2015, 08:13:20 pm »
Since every thread seems to devolve into a tudo versus learjet match, why not create this thread to keep their gheyfight here.

Who will win?

Who cares?

This thread should contain guns, pickles, asians with pickles, more guns, lumps and a winner (loser).

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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2015, 08:14:25 pm »
He seems to want to settle this in person.
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2015, 08:14:39 pm »
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2015, 08:15:53 pm »
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2015, 08:52:26 pm »

My job isn't to please you

My job is to cause you physical pain if you want to continue being a weirdo.

If you want to experience pain... PM me your name and address and save me the trouble of outsourcing it...

If you want to continue  being a  stalker dick bag. Save me the third party trouble.....    and we can do this in person.

Or.. OR!! you can stop being a weirdo.   

I'm not going to cry to the admins... I am capable of admining you in person. 

Weirdo..

Don't wait til it's too late.

And I'M the weirdo?  I'm not soliciting men's addresses on the internet so they can "meet"
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2015, 08:53:27 pm »
Learjet gets it  :koolaid
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2015, 09:52:14 pm »
they are both probably heading for a double ban.

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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2015, 10:20:34 pm »
Both are pieces of shit but I think testudo would bash Learjets brain in and then skull fvck him
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2015, 11:16:51 pm »
I miss skull fvcking.  Eye sockets are the  perfect size. 


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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2015, 09:08:13 am »
I say we hold a contest.

Find that picture of you now...  that one where you are embracing  anthony munoz with your buck teeth and greasy hair and deep pallete from thumbsucking through elementary school... then find that other picture of you in your little league umpire's outfit... post them side by side... then take a picture of me now.. ... and that picture of me in Panama... post them side by side...   see who looks more like they did then.

You do all the work.   You've been at this for 4 years.. .no need to stop now.

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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2015, 09:20:27 am »
In your own words, "Look them up yourself"

I'm sure your "third party" can find them for you.  Did you find them in the church bulletin?

Maybe Pastor Rice can offer you guidance on the truly Christian thing to do in this case.  But seeing as how you ignore him, I doubt that will be much good.
« Last Edit: September 02, 2015, 09:23:58 am by Learjet89 »
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2015, 09:25:57 am »
In your own words, "Look them up yourself"

Oh.   After 4 years of stalking,  your going to give up now?   Where'd you learn that?   In some fart smelling rusty tub bobbing in the water somewhere?

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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2015, 09:30:53 am »
Remind me again what Navy ship you rode on into Panama
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2015, 09:37:44 am »
I thought you gave up??  What's up?   

I'll give you a hint.   It was a Rusty Tub of a helicopter carrier...  it had a bunch of fat fvcks like you on there with soft arms and buck teeth eating biscuits and gravy and wearing stupid looking blue jeans and wearing baseball hats... and sleeping in closets with four other dudes in cots that looked like the stretchers they use to carry  injured soccer players off the field.

Maybe you can google that and it will pop up.
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2015, 09:40:05 am »
No, I just want to hear it from you.  As "Stucknut historian," I am sure you remember what you told me.  That is if you can keep your tall tales straight, what with all the paint thinner you drink every night at the MethChalet
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