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Tudo or Learjet?

Testudo
12 (30.8%)
Learjet
12 (30.8%)
who cares?
9 (23.1%)
bacon
6 (15.4%)

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Voting closed: October 02, 2015, 08:18:16 pm

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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #30 on: September 02, 2015, 09:33:38 pm »
It's 6 to 7.   

Holy Shit!!

 You are probably searching the backgrounds of them to..

Question:   do you search teh "bacon" and "who cares" people too?
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #31 on: September 02, 2015, 09:34:53 pm »
remember when kids grew up wanting to be firemen, cops, and mailmanz?
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #32 on: September 02, 2015, 09:46:01 pm »
Question.   Why did you separate from the (:lol) navy if you were so awesome.

It's not like you were a SEAL or something meaningful.   

I bought some flip flops from a Navy guy working at the counter at Sketchers this weekend.   He was very polite.

Where is your humility?
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #33 on: September 02, 2015, 09:49:00 pm »
I never claimed to be awesome.  I only claimed to have done more to defend the country I love than you ever did, as evidenced by your easily disproved lies.

I served my 5 years active duty, and wanted to go on with my life.
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #34 on: September 02, 2015, 10:06:46 pm »
Let's ask you a question:  "what was the most popular song we played when we were in Panama."

2nd question:   Do you know there's  a jungle training school down there?

3rd question:  Do you know that the jungle training school instructors came with us on the operation?

4th question:   Colon province...  you probably know all about colons..     

fvcking dick..  quit stalking me.  .  You will lose
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #35 on: September 02, 2015, 10:14:37 pm »
Let's ask you a question:  "what was the most popular song we played when we were in Panama."

2nd question:   Do you know there's  a jungle training school down there?

3rd question:  Do you know that the jungle training school instructors came with us on the operation?

4th question:   Colon province...  you probably know all about colons..     

fvcking dick..  quit stalking me.  .  You will lose

No clue, no clue, no clue, no clue

I am more interested in your answers to those questions.

Tell me more about your made up tour on the Iwo Jima.
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #36 on: September 03, 2015, 06:29:45 am »
No clue, no clue, no clue, no clue

I am more interested in your answers to those questions.

Tell me more about your made up tour on the Iwo Jima.

:lol that wasn't a tour..   we landed on it and we took off from it. 

The rest I already mentioned.. It was rusty.. there was a bunch of fat kids wearing jeans and baseball hats on there.. .looked a lot like you....  Wearing funny looking blue  jeans... and in the bathrooms they were sitting on the turlets eating and throwing ham sammiches to each other.


I'm being completely honest here.   I was not impressed.

I"m sure you hold that rusty barge in high esteem.    but to me it was a rusty tub with a bunch of out-of-shape high school dorks on it holding mops.
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #37 on: September 03, 2015, 09:45:50 am »
You keep making up shit that didn't happen.
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #38 on: September 03, 2015, 05:05:01 pm »
Quick question, assuming any of this Tall Tale is true

What were you, a rider on the ship, doing in crew berthing?
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #39 on: September 03, 2015, 05:44:00 pm »
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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #40 on: September 04, 2015, 03:20:03 am »
Sorry dude.    We landed there...  took a piss... re fueled

The bathrooms were full of squididiots taking dumps..

And I swear to the stucknut gods... they were eating sandwiches on the toielts  and tossing sandwiches to each other.

This why I laiugh when a navy ship comes to port.. with your arms crossed... standing at the bow...  or hands behind your back... whatever pose...and then the tennis balls get thrown at you...r fvcking tennis balls... You know about the tennis balls right?

:lol posing with hands being your back.. sorry.. that's funny to me.    Go Navy.

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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #41 on: September 04, 2015, 08:14:54 am »
What I also think is funny is you are going to a Navy game,  sitting in the front row.   You do know that being a swabbie in the Navy and being an midshipman in the Naval Academy in Annapolis are two completely different things, right?


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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #42 on: September 04, 2015, 08:21:48 am »
What I also think is funny is you are going to a Navy game,  sitting in the front row.   You do know that being a swabbie in the Navy and being an midshipman in the Naval Academy in Annapolis are two completely different things, right?

You know that being in the army and lying about being in the army are two completely different things, right?

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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #43 on: September 04, 2015, 09:45:15 am »
:lol someone on ignore commenting on a stupid vs thread who's not either the tard vs the other tard..   

Enter BP in the biggest loser thread please..   TIA.

The only reason to show your post would be to run you.           

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Re: Testudo vs. Learjet
« Reply #44 on: September 04, 2015, 10:15:00 am »
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