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Rob and I went kamikaze on the Jungle
« on: September 03, 2015, 12:06:45 am »
And boy oh boy, did we ever get our money's worth!
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Re: Rob and I went kamikaze on the Jungle
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2015, 01:31:14 am »
Whoever wrote your script blew it

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Re: Rob and I went kamikaze on the Jungle
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2015, 07:44:36 am »
Wow.  Inarticulate, awkward, AND offensive.  Makes me long for the days of Jolene, Vincent Mac, and Flamian.

War Lance "The Desert Rat" and Rob "The Gimp" never getting on the air again.
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Re: Rob and I went kamikaze on the Jungle
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2015, 01:51:37 pm »
"Yah derelict!"


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Re: Rob and I went kamikaze on the Jungle
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2015, 02:44:38 pm »
That was even worse than I had imagined.


"How is it down there Larry? Is it cold?" What the hell does that even mean?!?

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Re: Rob and I went kamikaze on the Jungle
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2015, 05:17:26 pm »
'"How is it down there Larry? Is it cold?" What the hell does that even mean?!?
I think he was referencing Larry being on his  knees , maybe under the work desk giving a blowjob  :uhh
 But I'm not sure . As stupid as it sounded , I thought that was the highlite of the call  :drink

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Re: Rob and I went kamikaze on the Jungle
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2015, 06:35:07 pm »
Well, if these guys wanted to have Rome dedicate a large chunk of his nationally syndicated show to talking about them and their antics, mission accomplished.
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Re: Rob and I went kamikaze on the Jungle
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2015, 11:16:15 pm »
I think he was referencing Larry being on his  knees , maybe under the work desk giving a blowjob  :uhh
 But I'm not sure . As stupid as it sounded , I thought that was the highlite of the call  :drink

I think Rob was referencing the fact that Larry's fly was open.
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Re: Rob and I went kamikaze on the Jungle
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2015, 11:17:25 pm »
Whoever wrote your script blew it

Believe it or not, it wasn't scripted. We decided to just wing it.
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Re: Rob and I went kamikaze on the Jungle
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2015, 04:52:53 am »
Thanks for reviving the Hack Off.

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Re: Rob and I went kamikaze on the Jungle
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2015, 11:40:02 am »
Believe it or not, it wasn't scripted. We decided to just wing it.

No way!  The flow was seamless, the delivery natural and the material epic......or not.

You managed to squeeze all the worthlessness and boredom of an 8 min Trapper call into less than a minute.

You managed to exceed the meteor crater fail level of the Matt In Cleveland and Flamian without providing 1 second of entertainment value.

That's pretty hard to do.

Congrats on making a bad call which was the epitome of weak without any redeeming values of fail.

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Re: Rob and I went kamikaze on the Jungle
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2015, 01:02:25 pm »
Thanks Steve for uploading yesterday's reaction to 'Callpocalyspe' with the Seinfeld music.  The canned ohhs and laughs on "atleast I'm not marrying my boyfriend" was hilarious.  I love just how bad this call is and the reaction to it, it's a perfect storm of terrible.

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Re: Rob and I went kamikaze on the Jungle
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2015, 12:56:36 am »
And boy oh boy, did we ever get our money's worth!


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Re: Rob and I went kamikaze on the Jungle
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2015, 01:24:58 am »
We decided to just wing it.

That's how I rolled.

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Re: Rob and I went kamikaze on the Jungle
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2015, 12:49:56 pm »
Believe it or not, it wasn't scripted. We decided to just wing it.

Right, and Kansas State's band didn't know that looked like the Jayhawk eating a dick.
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