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Feeling like CAP'N NEDTudo
« on: September 26, 2015, 01:32:13 pm »
Sitting in a bar in Hell, errr Salt Lake, drinking at noon referee1 watching BYU get spanked by Michigan  :drink

BYU  :bananbang Michigan

The servers are Frick in hawt, but I get seated in the section being served by the gay dude.

Comic Con going on two blocks away.  Freaks everywhere.

Bar patrons seemed pissed.  Bunch of BYU fans staring at me watching their beroved Cougars lose.

I hope I get out of here.

But without the lumpy noggin
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Re: Feeling like CAP'N NEDTudo
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2015, 01:33:55 pm »
Mormon wiminz are hawt.  If Hitler would have done it in the name of religion, WWII would have never happened.  Beautiful bevy of blondes everywhere.
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Re: Feeling like CAP'N NEDTudo
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2015, 01:45:44 pm »
Agree with that premise. Almost made me won't to go when I was in school.

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Re: Feeling like CAP'N NEDTudo
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2015, 01:50:54 pm »
get a pint and go to the con.   :koolaid

I went in yesterday.

Have a pass to go today, but I learned that freaks are easier to deal with when drunk.  I'll go after the game.
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Re: Feeling like CAP'N NEDTudo
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2015, 02:08:03 pm »
Shouldn't you have to be Catholic to throw the "Hail Mary"?

fvck you BYU.

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Re: Feeling like CAP'N NEDTudo
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2015, 02:27:57 pm »
 :lol Drunk Mormons
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Re: Feeling like CAP'N NEDTudo
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2015, 03:39:39 pm »
Sitting in a bar in Hell, errr Salt Lake, drinking at noon referee1 watching BYU get spanked by Michigan  :drink

BYU  :bananbang Michigan

The servers are Frick in hawt, but I get seated in the section being served by the gay dude.

Comic Con going on two blocks away.  Freaks everywhere.

Bar patrons seemed pissed.  Bunch of BYU fans staring at me watching their beroved Cougars lose.

I hope I get out of here.

But without the lumpy noggin
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                   :uhh " I got "Seated"  :o by the gay dude "  :bananbang :uhh  :laugh:   :laugh: referee1 SaladTosser
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Re: Feeling like CAP'N NEDTudo
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2015, 04:06:11 pm »
Sitting in a bar in Hell, errr Salt Lake, drinking at noon referee1 watching BYU get spanked by Michigan  :drink

BYU  :bananbang Michigan

The servers are Frick in hawt, but I get seated in the section being served by the gay dude.

Comic Con going on two blocks away.  Freaks everywhere.

Bar patrons seemed pissed.  Bunch of BYU fans staring at me watching their beroved Cougars lose.

I hope I get out of here.

But without the lumpy noggin

i been losing hard lately - went to the bar thursday and it was all sausages  :drink
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Re: Feeling like CAP'N NEDTudo
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2015, 12:05:35 pm »
You should have told me you were gonna be there.   I would have hung ooot..     I went to Disney this weekend...that's like hell with fvcking strollers and hoverrounds....   

Seriously... WTF are you doing at Disney if your children can't walk and you are so fat you need a freaking scooter?       

I'm surprised I didn't kill everyone there.       I'd be in jail now.  And the food would be better.
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Re: Feeling like CAP'N NEDTudo
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2015, 01:08:59 pm »
You should have told me you were gonna be there.   I would have hung ooot..     I went to Disney this weekend...that's like hell with fvcking strollers and hoverrounds....   

Seriously... WTF are you doing at Disney if your children can't walk and you are so fat you need a freaking scooter?       

I'm surprised I didn't kill everyone there.       I'd be in jail now.  And the food would be better.
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I have no doubt that he could spin a story in which you were backed into a life or death struggle with terrorist mouses and children.

Feel free to kill and kill again.

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Re: Feeling like CAP'N NEDTudo
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2015, 01:18:43 pm »
You should have told me you were gonna be there.   I would have hung ooot..     I went to Disney this weekend...that's like hell with fvcking strollers and hoverrounds....   

Seriously... WTF are you doing at Disney if your children can't walk and you are so fat you need a freaking scooter?       

I'm surprised I didn't kill everyone there.       I'd be in jail now.  And the food would be better.

What the fvck does Disney have to do with any of this???
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Re: Feeling like CAP'N NEDTudo
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2015, 01:51:29 pm »
What the fvck does Disney have to do with any of this???

This is stucknut...  and there were fat peeble,  canadiens,  and idiots..     which is synomonous.. .  so... I think we are on target here.   
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Re: Feeling like CAP'N NEDTudo
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2015, 01:54:15 pm »
Why would a bachelor with no children go to Disney World? That's some creepy shit.
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Re: Feeling like CAP'N NEDTudo
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2015, 02:06:35 pm »
Disney is awesome for Single Dudes.      Jelly Rolls piano bar,   Epcot,  It's very adult.

You couldn't afford it tho.     :itsok


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Re: Feeling like CAP'N NEDTudo
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2015, 02:08:49 pm »
:lol being teh creep drinking alone at an amusement park bar
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