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My Girlfriend Has Sex Toys.
« on: October 04, 2015, 05:34:45 pm »
I think it's called a "bullet."    It looks like a silver egg connected to the electrical  outlet....

We do it pretty heavily... .  WE USE IT ALL...........     but I can't help but notice that when she leaves,  she never forgets the toys but will forget her lingerie in my room hanging from the door.

Women are evil creatures.
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Re: My Girlfriend Has Sex Toys.
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2015, 05:35:25 pm »
congrats on discovering sex toys. 

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Re: My Girlfriend Has Sex Toys.
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2015, 05:37:06 pm »
LMFAO, no.... she takes them home because "bob" is a womans best friend.  She leaves her clothes incase another female enters her territory.
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Re: My Girlfriend Has Sex Toys.
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2015, 06:28:36 pm »
They all do.

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Re: My Girlfriend Has Sex Toys.
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2015, 09:07:40 pm »
I think it's called a "bullet."    It looks like a silver egg connected to the electrical  outlet....

We do it pretty heavily... .  WE USE IT ALL...........     but I can't help but notice that when she leaves,  she never forgets the toys but will forget her lingerie in my room hanging from the door.

Women are evil creatures.
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Re: My Girlfriend Has Sex Toys.
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2015, 09:23:31 pm »
Norm toys are not just for women  :lol
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Re: My Girlfriend Has Sex Toys.
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2015, 10:02:24 pm »
We have the only female on stucknut.... and shes from Canada.... and she's leading the futbol pool....

This should be a problem.




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Re: My Girlfriend Has Sex Toys.
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2015, 07:09:30 am »
Stay tuned for the "I've got a vibrating bullet stuck in my ass" thread from norm.

And thanks to testudo for this thread not ending up like mark in Buffalo's big purple dong thread.
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Re: My Girlfriend Has Sex Toys.
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2015, 07:22:01 am »
Stay tuned for the "I've got a vibrating bullet stuck in my ass" thread from norm.

And thanks to testudo for this thread not ending up like mark in Buffalo's big purple dong thread.

:lol     
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Re: My Girlfriend Has Sex Toys.
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2015, 10:12:19 am »
Stay tuned for the "I've got a vibrating bullet stuck in my ass" thread from norm.

And thanks to testudo for this thread not ending up like mark in Buffalo's big purple dong thread.
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Re: My Girlfriend Has Sex Toys.
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2015, 07:05:54 pm »
:lol Your just being stupid now. referee1
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Re: My Girlfriend Has Sex Toys.
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2015, 10:49:59 am »
Stay tuned for the "I've got a vibrating bullet stuck in my ass" thread from norm.

And thanks to testudo for this thread not ending up like mark in Buffalo's big purple dong thread.
Still could end up like the purple  dildo chronicles which is in the HOF. He did say they use them all. How many and which may (hpoefully) be revealed. Mark had pics at least which would  make this shifty thread get a hole lot better. (pun)
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Re: My Girlfriend Has Sex Toys.
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2015, 02:58:44 pm »
We have the only female on stucknut.... and shes from Canada.... and she's leading the futbol pool....

This should be a problem.
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Re: My Girlfriend Has Sex Toys.
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2015, 03:56:43 pm »
Testudo with his pop rocks and dildo.  :lol
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Re: My Girlfriend Has Sex Toys.
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2015, 04:43:34 pm »
I forgot about the Pop Rocks yarn :lol
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