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Nothing says class like...
« on: October 14, 2015, 07:17:35 am »
...being found unresponsive in a brothel by a chick named Ryder Cherry.  :lol

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/nba-star-lamar-odom-found-unconscious-brothel-article-1.2396380

Former NBA star Lamar Odom was clinging to life Tuesday after he was found passed out and frothing from the mouth on the floor of a Nevada brothel, authorities and the bordello owner said.

The Queens native, who checked in Saturday and had been partying with women for several days, had apparently been using an herbal substitute for Viagra, though it was not clear if the supplement affected his condition.

The 6-foot-10 former forward, who was married to reality TV star Khloé Kardashian for six years, was staying at Love Ranch Vegas, one of the establishments brothel operator Dennis Hof owns.

Hof said Odom had taken “upwards of 10 herbal Viagras.”


A brothel worker checked on him around 6 a.m. Tuesday and told Hof he was asleep and “looked fine.”

Around 3 p.m., prostitute Ryder Cherry and a woman Hof identified as Madison checked again and “there was obviously a problem.”

“He was puking a bunch of ugly stuff,” Hof added.



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Re: Nothing says class like...
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2015, 07:23:16 am »
Ryder Cherry is awesome.

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Re: Nothing says class like...
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2015, 09:11:02 am »
I'd hit it, though I'm not sure how much I'd pay.
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Re: Nothing says class like...
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2015, 09:14:16 am »
Was Snake curled up in the corner smoking a hooter and paying whores to not have sex with?
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Re: Nothing says class like...
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2015, 09:18:09 am »
Was Snake curled up in the corner smoking a hooter and paying whores to not have sex with?

:lol snake failing at hiring a hooker in vegas.     The fvck.
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Re: Nothing says class like...
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2015, 11:32:50 am »
http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/lamar-odom-hospital-khloe-kardashian-filming-kim-kris-jenner-cameras-rolling-kuwtk/

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As Lamar Odom fights for his life in a Las Vegas hospital his ex-wife Khloe Kardashian and her family are filming the tragic situation for their reality show — and have created what eyewitnesses called a “sh*it show” — RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

Khloe, 30, sister Kim Kardashian and “Momager” Kris Jenner hopped on a private jet to Sin City with cameras rolling  as soon as they learned about Odom’s overdose after a three-day booze and pill bender that culminated in him being found unconscious at the Bunny Ranch.

Because of course they are.
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Re: Nothing says class like...
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2015, 04:24:53 pm »
"herbal" substitute for Viagra? Ees okay, mang!


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Re: Nothing says class like...
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2015, 04:46:54 pm »
:lol snake failing at hiring a hooker in vegas.     The fvck.

Not that getting a hooker is difficult in Vegas, but it is still illegal Clark County.  Nonetheless, they'll still come to your room.

But seriously, 20 minutes outside of Vegas and you don't even have to worry about the law.

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Re: Nothing says class like...
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2015, 08:36:16 pm »
Love Ranch...  :popcorn

Found coke and all sorts of sexual performance enhancing drugs in his system..  SURPRISE!
Wow, shocker, right?

Good Thing Kloe will be there for a few days and set things straight again.  She really misses him after the divorce and everything.

Wasn't Lamar the sugar freak who ate like 3 bags of Skittles before every game?? Maybe he has a serious blood sugar problem.
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Re: Nothing says class like...
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2015, 09:58:34 pm »
Hmm, interesting idea jdog :uhh or it could be the cocktail of cocaine, some weird cock pills and alcohol all while pounding some white trash whore's asshole for a few hours a day.  But I could be reaching with that assumption :lol
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Re: Nothing says class like...
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2015, 05:07:50 am »
...being found unresponsive in a brothel by a chick named Ryder Cherry.  :lol

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/nba-star-lamar-odom-found-unconscious-brothel-article-1.2396380

Former NBA star Lamar Odom was clinging to life Tuesday after he was found passed out and frothing from the mouth on the floor of a Nevada brothel, authorities and the bordello owner said.

The Queens native, who checked in Saturday and had been partying with women for several days, had apparently been using an herbal substitute for Viagra, though it was not clear if the supplement affected his condition.

The 6-foot-10 former forward, who was married to reality TV star Khloé Kardashian for six years, was staying at Love Ranch Vegas, one of the establishments brothel operator Dennis Hof owns.

Hof said Odom had taken “upwards of 10 herbal Viagras.”


A brothel worker checked on him around 6 a.m. Tuesday and told Hof he was asleep and “looked fine.”

Around 3 p.m., prostitute Ryder Cherry and a woman Hof identified as Madison checked again and “there was obviously a problem.”

“He was puking a bunch of ugly stuff,” Hof added.





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Re: Nothing says class like...
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2015, 06:54:23 am »
I'll bet yours doesn't smell like day old sardines.  Oh wait...

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Re: Nothing says class like...
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2015, 12:42:48 pm »
I'll bet yours doesn't smell like day old sardines.  Oh wait...
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Re: Nothing says class like...
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2015, 03:04:08 pm »
Hmm, interesting idea jdog :uhh or it could be the cocktail of cocaine, some weird cock pills and alcohol all while pounding some white trash whore's asshole for a few hours a day.  But I could be reaching with that assumption :lol
You would be absolutely correct sir!

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Re: Nothing says class like...
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2015, 09:18:46 am »
I'll bet yours doesn't smell like day old sardines.  Oh wait...

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