My first was about 16 and he was friends with me by accident.
Second 2 were other bench warmers on the football team, we were all ignored by the rest of the team.
4th was a drunk I talked to on the Applebees patio.... and waking up an hour later with a sun burn
just got my 5th... an 8 year old daughter of the guy who lives next to me at the MethChalet
I have asked 20 people and none have had friends. It's been a few days but right now I'm at the stage where I'm shocked I have a friend in real life.
Who here has had a friend?