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Turd Ferguson

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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2015, 03:13:49 pm »
Ya'll are being a bunch of Tard Fagersons right now.

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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2015, 03:26:24 pm »
:lol but maybe you guys who have posted thousands of times on this message board are illiterate
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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2015, 03:29:03 pm »
This guy needs to get hemmed up


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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2015, 06:26:48 pm »
reed all this stuff i copy/pastas from 2006 duurrrrrrr tard fagersonsssss

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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2015, 06:53:45 pm »
And herein lies the real problem with Stucknut.

Somebody starts a thread.  Threads are started to get replies.  Replies are necessary for the boards to exist.

And after the original post, some fvcking douchenugget thinking he's clever pines in with "Cool story, brah".
Cool story brah?  Really, that's the best you can offer?  Cool story brah? 

You really want to know why this place is on life support?  Read this thread.


Used to be we were all fvcking post whores.  Didn't matter what the topic was, we whored the fvck out of it.

We all turned into a bunch of fvcking Tard Fagersons

Two things.

1.  I blame you for leaving the site, it has allowed this kind of stuff.  Just accept it is all your fault that Stucknut is going down.

2.  It was Cool Starry Bra not Cool Story, brah.


Those are way different.

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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2015, 08:49:37 pm »
The problem is that all tudo threads are the same nonsensical drivel of a brain damaged individual.  Even this is makes more sense and is more entertaining than a tudo thread

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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2015, 09:32:53 pm »
Two things.

1.  I blame you for leaving the site, it has allowed this kind of stuff.  Just accept it is all your fault that Stucknut is going down.

2.  It was Cool Starry Bra not Cool Story, brah.


Those are way different.

It's not worth posting anymore.  The simpleton don't appreciate the effort.  The old schoolers understood what is was about.  Today, it a bunch of smiley faces tarding the chat and the forums are dead.  Tudo at least tries to start threads.  Steve could pull the plug on this place and only three people would be hurt.
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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2015, 09:38:39 pm »
It's not worth posting anymore.  The simpleton don't appreciate the effort.  The old schoolers understood what is was about.  Today, it a bunch of smiley faces tarding the chat and the forums are dead.  Tudo at least tries to start threads.  Steve could pull the plug on this place and only three people would be hurt.

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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2015, 09:41:12 pm »
But we would only hurt for a little bit.

There is a shelf life to all of this and we are nearing the end. The problem is sites seem to struggle to attract new members and sooner or later it is all of the same old guys telling all of the same old stories.

Also I think you may over glorifying the past.  There were plenty of tards, bad threads, and bullshit.

We just had a lot of more of it and sometimes it produced a gem.

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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #39 on: October 23, 2015, 05:58:02 am »
Hold on, I'm gonna let you finish but....
COOL STORY BRO

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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2015, 06:35:51 am »
And so the vultures turn on Dog for posting an opinion. It's a form of smack I guess but what's worse....recycling and reusing old smack or just being a scavenger picking over the remains left behind by the haters? Talk about hypocrisy.

But I digress...

Step One: Continue drinking

Step Two: Talk to your street savvy neighbo(u)r and ask for a term that means to be detained or arrested.

Step Three: Find a story story on Western Journalism site about a guy being profiled while walking to the store.

Step Four: Copy Pasta and Nedit, adding as many "I" 's as grammatically possible.

Step Five: Copy Pasta in new thread.

Step Six: Continue drinking.


Voila...hypocrisy smack
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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2015, 06:46:39 am »


But really, man... What we're you doing without your gun on you? Florduh is an awfully dangerous pacle to be roaming teh streets unarmed in the middle of the day.

AND...you missed an opportunity to kill a cop.  -1

Next time, try harder.

You know that thing where the cop holds your thumbs together?     I hate that shit.   I mean granted when I'm between contracts I dress like a bum....    but it's not a reason to push me against the wall holding my thumbs together...

Here are always the cop words:     I tell you what.      Do me a favor.   


turn around.     put you hands behind your back.       Then they fvcking hold  your thumbs together.... I'm going to hand cuff you for your safety and mine.

I'm like   "I'm not who  you are looking for JStab has left the state."

I'm a fairly large male.   But this guy was bigger than me.   And his holster was unsnapped.  I was not about to screw with this dude.
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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2015, 10:51:04 am »
A grown man buying Yoohoo is probable cause
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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2015, 10:59:39 am »
I finally got threatened by testudo. It's like getting my SN cherry popped.
               See below, Salami _Luv got his "Cherry" :uhh popped at SN long time ago

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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #44 on: October 26, 2015, 10:55:03 am »
Damb man.

I was walking from the methchalet to a local convenience store for a moon pie and a yoo-hoo.

And A freaking cop was lurking behind the store....    I said "Hi"      His fvcking holster was unsnapped .....

"What's your name?"    I answered.
"Where do you live?"    I answered..

Sir I can promise you I'm not who you are looking for.     Walled me up.   Frisked me.    Thank gAwd I didn't have my gun on me.   

Dude.    comon.

So much for white privilege, huh.
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