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I got hemmed up
« on: October 22, 2015, 01:17:50 pm »
Damb man.

I was walking from the methchalet to a local convenience store for a moon pie and a yoo-hoo.

And A freaking cop was lurking behind the store....    I said "Hi"      His fvcking holster was unsnapped .....

"What's your name?"    I answered.
"Where do you live?"    I answered..

Sir I can promise you I'm not who you are looking for.     Walled me up.   Frisked me.    Thank gAwd I didn't have my gun on me.   

Dude.    comon.
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Re: I got hemmed up
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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2015, 01:34:29 pm »
Quote from: testudo on October 22, 2015, 01:17:50 pm
Damb man.

I was walking from the methchalet to a local convenience store for a moon pie and a yoo-hoo.

And A freaking cop was lurking behind the store....    I said "Hi"      His fvcking holster was unsnapped .....

"What's your name?"    I answered.
"Where do you live?"    I answered..

Sir I can promise you I'm not who you are looking for.     Walled me up.   Frisked me.    Thank gAwd I didn't have my gun on me.   

Dude.    comon.

Good thing you didn't go there to buy Skittles and an Arizona Ice Tea. Those things will get you kilt in that state.
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Re: I got hemmed up
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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2015, 01:36:55 pm »
Quote from: testudo on October 22, 2015, 01:17:50 pm
Damb man.

I was walking from the methchalet to a local convenience store for a moon pie and a yoo-hoo.

And A freaking cop was lurking behind the store....    I said "Hi"      His fvcking holster was unsnapped .....

"What's your name?"    I answered.
"Where do you live?"    I answered..

Sir I can promise you I'm not who you are looking for.     Walled me up.   Frisked me.    Thank gAwd I didn't have my gun on me.   

Dude.    comon.


But really, man... What we're you doing without your gun on you? Florduh is an awfully dangerous pacle to be roaming teh streets unarmed in the middle of the day.

AND...you missed an opportunity to kill a cop.  -1

Next time, try harder.
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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2015, 01:37:53 pm »
A true tough guy carries a gun with him everywhere he goes because, dammit, Second Amendment.
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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2015, 01:43:41 pm »
Quote from: Saluki on October 22, 2015, 01:37:53 pm
A true tough guy carries a gun with him everywhere he goes because, dammit, its just easier than beating a cop to death with your bare hands.
FTFY
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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2015, 01:48:12 pm »


:lol   saluki thinks people carrying firearms are pussies.    Bitch I could beat your ass with my bare hands,   a club or shoot you.  Take all the cookies your gramma baked for you.    And call you Sam.

It's just... I'd rather not. 

fvck is your problem?
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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2015, 01:53:48 pm »
I finally got threatened by testudo. It's like getting my SN cherry popped.
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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2015, 02:05:27 pm »
Quote from: Saluki on October 22, 2015, 01:53:48 pm
I finally got threatened by testudo. It's like getting my SN cherry popped.

YOU WILL REMEMBER HIS JERSEY NUMBER!!!
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Re: I got hemmed up
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2015, 02:11:16 pm »
Your tall tales need to get a little taller, idiot.
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